Don't Trash Talk Your Trash Can! How to Request a New One in Detroit (Because Let's Be Honest, That Old One is Rough)
Let's face it, Detroit. We've all got that one friend. You know, the one whose jokes are a bit stale, their outfit is permanently stuck in the 90s, and they haven't quite gotten the memo about social distancing. Well, folks, sometimes our garbage cans fall into that category. They're cracked, they're overflowing, and frankly, they're attracting more critters than a nature documentary.
But fear not, fellow Detroiters! There's a light at the end of the garbage tunnel, and it's not a rogue raccoon with a shiny eye for takeout scraps. Here's how to request a brand new, shiny (well, maybe not shiny) garbage can from the good folks at Advanced Disposal:
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Dial Up Detroit's Disposal Duo:
That's right, grab your phone and hit up (844) 2-DETROIT (233-8764). Yes, they literally have a phone number dedicated to our fair city's refuse woes. How convenient!
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Alternatively, for the Email Enthusiasts:
Feeling a bit more email-savvy? No problem! Just fire off an email to DetroitMIResidential@AdvancedDisposal.com and explain your garbage can woes.
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But Wait, There's More! (Because There Usually Is)
There is a small fee of $20 associated with replacing your garbage can. Hey, even brand new trash receptacles gotta pay the bills, right?
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Pro Tip: Don't Be That Guy Who Hoards Trash Cans
This one might seem obvious, but you'd be surprised. If you request a new can, make sure that old, busted one goes bye-bye. Nobody wants a trash can graveyard on their street corner.
FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them):
- How to avoid getting my new garbage can stolen? Unfortunately, there's no foolproof method. But keeping it neatly positioned by your house and putting it out only on collection days can help deter some would-be bin bandits.
- How to know what day trash collection is? This is a great question! Advanced Disposal offers a handy reminder service. Just text your address to (855) 927-8365 and they'll keep you informed.
- How to dispose of a broken garbage can? Since it's, well, broken, putting it out with your regular trash collection might not work. You can call Advanced Disposal at the number mentioned above to inquire about proper disposal options.
- How to fit more stuff in my new garbage can? This might be a question for a magician, my friend. But remember, recycling is always an option!
- How to convince my neighbor their overflowing can is an eyesore? This might require some diplomatic skills, but a friendly conversation and a reminder about the city's bulk waste collection program could do the trick.
So there you have it, Detroit! With a little phone call or email, you can kiss your busted bin goodbye and welcome a fresh start (or should we say, stop?) to your waste management woes. Now go forth and trash responsibly!
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