Conquering the Tram: A Guide for the Public Transportation Newbie (or Seasoned Tourist) in Portland
Ah, Portland. City of Roses, Raincoats, and...trams? That's right, folks, nestled amongst the quirky coffee shops andPowell's City of Books lies the Portland Aerial Tram, a nifty little gondola that whisks you up to glorious heights (well, a hill) for stunning views. But for the uninitiated, navigating a tram can be as intimidating as ordering a latte with oat milk oat milk for the first time (it's a whole thing, trust me). Fear not, fellow traveler! This guide will have you riding the tram like a pro in no time.
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| How To Ride The Tram In Portland |
Step 1: Find Your Tramily (Tram Family, Get It?)
Portland boasts one tram, and it operates between the South Waterfront and OHSU (Oregon Health & Science University). So, depending on your quest, you'll need to find the appropriate tram terminal. Pro Tip: If you're rocking a hospital gown, you're probably headed to OHSU. Otherwise, South Waterfront is your jam.
Step 2: Embrace the Power of Plastic (or Credit Card)
Unlike that awkward moment when you realize you forgot your reusable grocery bag, fares on the tram are a breeze. You can purchase tickets ahead of time online, or at a kiosk at the terminal. Fare Play: Don't even think about sneaking your pet goldfish in your backpack; fares are required for everyone (except for the aforementioned goldfish, of course). Luckily, children under 6 ride free with a paying adult – just don't let them loose in the tram yelling "Shazam!" (We all know a kid who would try).
Step 3: The Ascend (or Descend) – Brace Yourself for Breathtaking Views (or Mild Vertigo)
Now for the good part! Hop on the tram and prepare to be amazed by...the tram moving. Okay, okay, the real magic happens as you glide up the hill, offering scenic views of the city. Take a moment to snap some photos (just avoid menacing fellow passengers with a selfie stick). Word to the Wise: If heights make your knees weak, focus on your breathing and maybe that funny meme you saw earlier.
QuickTip: Reread tricky spots right away.
Step 4: The Arrival – A Fanfare (or Polite Disembarkation)
In mere minutes (because, let's be honest, it's not a roller coaster), you'll have reached your destination. Tram Etiquette 101: Let people off the tram before you board – it's not a stampede for the last donut at Voodoo Doughnut.
You Did It! You Rode the Tram!
Congratulations, intrepid traveler! You've conquered the Portland tram. Now go forth and explore (or get checked out by the fine doctors at OHSU, whatever your reason for riding may be).
FAQ: Tram Triumph Edition
How to get to the tram terminal?
Tip: Context builds as you keep reading.
Public transportation is your best friend! MAX Light Rail, streetcar, bus, bike, or even your own two feet can get you there.
How much does it cost to ride the tram?
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A single roundtrip ticket is $8.50, but there are monthly and annual passes for the frequent tram rider.
QuickTip: Stop scrolling, read carefully here.
How long is the tram ride?
The ride is a quick and scenic 3-minute journey.
Is there parking at the tram terminal?
QuickTip: Skim first, then reread for depth.
There is limited parking available, so consider alternative modes of transportation.
Can I bring my bike on the tram?
Nope, bikes aren't allowed on the tram, but there is a free bike valet service at the South Waterfront terminal.
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