So You Wanna Be a Hero in Detroit: A Totally Not Serious Guide to Saving a Girl (and Maybe an Android or Two)
Let's face it, you stumbled onto this gritty neon-soaked world of Detroit: Become Human, and there's a little girl dangling precariously off a balcony. Now, what's a hero to do? Don't worry, sunshine, this guide's here to turn you from couch potato to hostage negotiator extraordinaire (with a dash of bullet-dodging, if necessary).
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| How To Save The Girl In Detroit |
Option 1: Become Robocop (Light on the Drama)
Gear Up: Look, this situation's already tense. Don't add to it by fumbling around. Find yourself a dead cop's gun (recycling at its finest!), recreate the crime scene like a CSI pro (bonus points for dramatic sunglasses), and then... shoot the hostile android (hopefully with good aim!). Problem solved! Just remember, this might not be the best path for your inner pacifist.
Pros: Quick, decisive, gets the girl down safely (hopefully).Cons: Leaves a trail of deactivated androids, might give you nightmares about robo-revenge.
QuickTip: The more attention, the more retention.
Option 2: Talk it Out (Therapy Session Not Included)
This option requires a bit more finesse than grabbing a gun. You gotta be smooth like butter and have the persuasion skills of a used car salesman. Talk to the android, understand its feels (even if they're all ones and zeroes), and try to find a peaceful resolution.
Key Phrases: "I understand your pain, malfunctioning friend," "That little girl has dreams too, just like you used to!" and the ever-reliable, "Look, a squirrel!" (distraction is a valid tactic, folks).
Reminder: Reading twice often makes things clearer.
Pros: Saves everyone (potentially), feels good to be a hero with a silver tongue.Cons: Requires patience of a saint, might end with an existential crisis for the android (whoops).
Remember: This is Detroit, not Sesame Street. There are no guarantees, but hey, at least you tried!
QuickTip: Look for repeated words — they signal importance.
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Bonus Round: Don't Be That Guy
- Panicking: We get it, the situation's stressful. But freaking out won't help anyone, especially not your aim.
- Forgetting the Fish: Yes, there's a fish in this whole hostage thing. Don't let it die! Even aquatic life deserves a happy ending.
Now you're ready to face that balcony, hero! Just remember, a little charm, a sprinkle of luck, and maybe a well-placed bullet (if things get dicey) can go a long way.
FAQ - Become a Detroit Damsel-in-Distress Savior
How to save the girl with the gun? Stay calm, recreate the crime scene, and take down the android (if you have the stomach for it).
Tip: Focus more on ideas, less on words.
How to save the girl with words? Be patient, listen to the android, and try to find a peaceful solution.
How to save the fish? Don't forget about the little fishy friend! Just interact with it and keep it alive.
How to not mess up? Avoid panicking and don't forget the importance of aquatic life.
How to become a Detroit hero? A dash of bravery, a sprinkle of luck, and maybe a good negotiation strategy - you got this!
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