Catching Zzz's in the D: A Fugitive's Guide to Motel Bliss (Detroit: Become Human)
So you and your favorite little android, Alice, are on the run in Detroit. The DPD's finest (or should I say malfunctioning-est?) are on your tail, and all you want is a decent night's sleep. Forget five-star luxury; a bed that doesn't have suspicious stains and a roof that doesn't leak would be a dream (pun intended). But fear not, weary fugitives! This guide will turn you from street urchins to motel moguls in no time.
Step 1: Ditch the Tin-Can Look (Unless You Like Discrimination)
Let's face it, glowing red eyes and a metallic sheen aren't exactly the height of motel chic. Bold Unfortunately, most motels have a strict "No Synthetics" policy (rude, right?). So, your first order of business is to blend in. A trip to the nearest laundromat (because, hey, gotta stay clean on the run!) might unearth some cast-off clothes. Pro-tip: If you've got the charisma (or a handy distraction like Alice), you can try convincing the store owner to part with some extra change. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're an android on the run.
Step 2: Become a Master of Deception (Just for One Night)
Tip: Take your time with each sentence.
With your human disguise secured, it's time to face the motel keeper. Here's where things get tricky. You'll need to explain your lack of ID (those pesky serial numbers tend to give you away). Maybe you lost your wallet in a... uh... "squirrel incident"? Just a heads up: The motel staff might not be the brightest bulbs, but a convincing story can go a long way.
Step 3: Embrace the Art of Frugal Living (Because, Let's Be Real, You're Broke)
Let's be honest, androids on the run aren't exactly known for their bulging bank accounts. Frugality is key! Remember that change you scrounged up? Make it stretch! Maybe skip the in-room movie (who needs Hollywood robots when you have real-life android drama?) and focus on getting some shut-eye.
Reminder: Focus on key sentences in each paragraph.
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Bonus Tip: Don't Get Too Comfy
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This motel life might be tempting, but remember, you're still a fugitive! Enjoy the (questionable) comfort, but don't get too attached. You've got a long road ahead, and Connor probably won't be taking a vacation day anytime soon.
Tip: Read the whole thing before forming an opinion.
How-To
FAQs for the Motel-Seeking Fugitive:How to Avoid Detection? Ditch the glowing red eyes, friend. Blend in with some borrowed clothes.
Tip: Pause whenever something stands out.
How to Explain the Missing ID? Get creative! A convincing story about a lost wallet (blame the squirrels!) might do the trick.
How to Afford a Room? Be frugal! This ain't the Android Hilton. Every penny counts.
How to Relax? Enjoy the (relatively) safe haven, but don't get too comfy. Freedom awaits!
How to Deal with Connor Showing Up? That's a whole other guide, my friend. Good luck!
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