So Long, Farewell, and Thanks for All the Laughs (But Not That Much Crying...This is the Funny Part, Remember?)
You're reading this because someone you know (hopefully not you!) has kicked the bucket and you need to let the world know in a way that reflects their amazingness (and maybe a few quirks). The Boston Globe's obituary section is a great place to do that, but navigating the whole "death announcement" thing can feel a tad morbid. Fear not! We're here to guide you through the process with a healthy dose of humor (because your loved one wouldn't want a boring obituary, would they?).
First Things First: You've Got a Deadline, Baby!
Yes, there are deadlines. Don't wait until the last minute, especially if your tribute involves a photo (because let's face it, a good picture is worth a thousand heartfelt words, especially if it's your aunt Mildred mid-air guitar solo at her 80th birthday bash).
- With a photo: Aim for 5 p.m. daily.
- No photo: You've got a little more wiggle room with a 5 p.m. deadline (but don't push it!).
Double-check deadlines for holidays. Nobody wants to scramble on Thanksgiving to write about Uncle Frank's legendary stuffing recipe (although, that might be a worthy inclusion...).
The Submission Showdown: Three Ways to Get 'Er Done
Now, let's talk about getting this obituary submitted. Here are your options, all guaranteed to be tear-free (well, maybe a few happy tears):
Channel Your Inner Tech Wiz: Head over to [Boston Globe Death Notices](link to boston globe death notices). This is the self-service option, perfect for those who like a little DIY.
Embrace the Power of Email: Feeling more old-school? Craft your masterpiece and send it to deathnotices@globe.com. Easy peasy.
Enlist the Obituary Experts: If writing isn't your forte, consider using a service like Legacy.com. They can help you craft the perfect tribute (and maybe even suggest a funny anecdote or two).
Pro Tip: Regardless of the method, make sure you have verification of the death handy. The Boston Globe doesn't want any "Weekend at Bernie's" situations (unless it was hilarious, in which case, maybe write that into the obituary).
Crafting the Perfect Punchline (Obituary, Not Joke)
Now for the fun part: writing the actual obituary! Here are some tips to make it a memorable send-off:
- Humor is Your Friend: Did your grandma have a killer wit? Did your grandpa always tell the worst (but somehow endearing) jokes? Let their personalities shine through!
- Focus on the Good Stuff: Life is full of ups and downs, but obituaries are for celebrating the highlights.
- Quotes and Anecdotes are Golden: A funny quote or a heartwarming story can make all the difference.
- Proofread Like a Boss: Typos happen, but you don't want people chuckling for the wrong reasons. Double-check everything before hitting submit.
Remember: This is a celebration of a life well-lived. Don't be afraid to get a little creative and show the world how awesome your loved one truly was.
Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to write a funny obituary?
Humor is subjective, but focus on your loved one's personality and inside jokes. A funny anecdote or a playful jab can be a great way to show their lightheartedness.
How long can an obituary be in the Boston Globe?
There are usually word limits, so keep it concise and impactful. Aim for clarity and capture the essence of your loved one's life.
How much does it cost to submit an obituary to the Boston Globe?
Costs vary depending on length and photo inclusion. Check the Boston Globe's website for current rates.
How to include a photo in the obituary?
Photos are a great way to personalize the obituary. Just make sure it's a high-resolution image and meets the Boston Globe's specifications.
How to find out if an obituary has been published?
You can search the Boston Globe's online archive or check the printed edition.
