So You Want Your Boston Terrier to Look Like a Bat Out of Heck? A Hilarious Guide to Ear Taping
Let's face it, those floppy Boston Terrier ears are adorable. But there's something undeniably spunky about a Boston with perky, bat-like ears. If you're considering taking the plunge into the world of ear taping, this guide is here to help you navigate the process with a healthy dose of humor (because let's be real, this whole thing is a little bit ridiculous).
Why Tape Those Adorable Flops?
There are a few reasons why someone might choose to tape their Boston Terrier's ears. Maybe you're showing your pup and want that classic "bat ears" look. Perhaps you just think it'll be hilarious to see your dog strutting around with radar dishes for ears. Whatever your reason, just remember, taping is purely for aesthetics and shouldn't be done if your dog seems uncomfortable.
Before You Grab the Duct Tape (Seriously, Don't)
- Age is Important: Generally, taping is most effective between 8-16 weeks old, when the ear cartilage is still malleable. By this point, most Boston Terriers' ears will have naturally perked up on their own. But some need a little extra help.
- Talk to Your Vet: They can advise you on whether taping is appropriate for your specific dog and ensure their ears are healthy enough for the process.
- Gather Your Supplies: You'll need breathable medical tape (not duct tape!), cotton balls for padding, and maybe even a calming treat or two (because let's be honest, your dog might not be thrilled about this makeover).
The Great Ear Taping Caper: A Step-by-Step (Sort Of) Guide
- Clean and Prep: Wipe down your dog's ears with a gentle cleaning solution (approved by your vet, of course). This ensures the tape sticks properly.
- Become a Canine Michelangelo: Here comes the tricky part. You'll need to mold the tape to create a little stand for your pup's ear. Think origami for ears! There are plenty of online tutorials (and let's be real, hilarious fails) to give you some inspiration.
- Secure the Stand: Gently wrap the tape around the base of the ear, securing your creation. Be mindful not to restrict airflow or make it too tight.
- Repeat (Maybe with Tears of Laughter): Do the same for the other ear, trying not to giggle at your dog's newfound bat-like appearance.
- **Patience is a Virtue (Especially with a Wiggly Pup): It might take a few tries to get the taping technique down. Don't get discouraged – your pup will (probably) forgive you eventually.
Important Disclaimers:
- This is not brain surgery, but it can be a challenge. Don't be surprised if your dog looks less like a majestic bat and more like a confused koala.
- Be prepared for the inevitable "undressing." Your dog will likely try to remove the tape with all their might. Patience and redirection are key.
- Enjoy the temporary look! Ear taping is usually only done for a few weeks at a time. But those weeks will provide endless entertainment (and maybe some questionable Instagram photos).
How-To FAQs for the Aspiring Canine Ear Stylist:
- How long should I keep the tape on? Generally, 3-5 days is recommended. Then, take a break and let your dog's ears breathe for a day or two before retaping (if needed).
- What kind of tape should I use? Look for breathable medical tape like non-woven surgical tape. Avoid harsh adhesives that can irritate your dog's skin.
- My dog hates the tape! What do I do? If your dog seems overly stressed or uncomfortable, remove the tape immediately. Ear taping should not be a traumatic experience.
- Will taping permanently alter my dog's ears? No, taping won't permanently change your dog's ears. If their ears are naturally floppy, they'll likely revert back once the taping stops.
- Is this cruel to my dog? As long as the taping is done correctly and your dog doesn't seem overly stressed, it's not considered cruel. However, if your dog shows any signs of discomfort, it's best to skip the taping altogether.
Remember, a happy, healthy dog is always the most adorable dog, floppy ears or not. But if you're up for a little harmless fun and some truly unique photo ops, then ear taping might
