Guard Duty: A (Mostly) Unofficial Guide to Detroit's Finest (or Not-So-Finest)
Let's face it, in the world of Detroit: Become Human, guards are about as useful as a chocolate teapot in a snowstorm. But hey, even a malfunctioning android can dream of giving orders, right? So, if you're playing as Markus and his merry band of rebels, or even a Connor with a deviant streak, this guide's for you! We'll be exploring the fascinating (and slightly terrifying) world of guard manipulation.
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Disarming Tactics: From Sneaky to Savage
- The Infiltration Tango: Become a master of distraction! Like a rogue Roomba, pirouette your way into a maintenance closet, unleash robotic havoc, and watch those guards scramble. Bonus points for dramatic exits through conveniently placed windows.
- The Pacifist's Path: Who needs violence when you have manners? (Though, let's be honest, Detroit is a bit light on manners these days.) Calmly approach the guards, politely request their surrender, and hope they're feeling particularly compliant. Warning: This tactic may not work on guards with a healthy dose of cynicism (or a particularly itchy trigger finger).
- The Robo-Rumble: Feeling a bit more... primal? Go full-on android uprising and throw down. Just remember, while you may be a walking tank, bullets still hurt.
Remember: Violence has consequences. Taking out guards can lead to some seriously unhappy androids later on.
Advanced Guard Applications: Because Sometimes Subtlety is Overrated
- The Hostage Hustle: Need leverage? Grab a nearby android by the metaphorical (or literal) arm and use them as a human shield... er, android shield. Just make sure your hostage isn't programmed for self-defense. That could get messy.
- The Reverse Psychology Play: Guards love a good routine, right? Fake surrendering then make a daring escape while they're busy patting themselves on the back for a flawless apprehension. Just try not to get caught mid-victory dance.
Pro-Tip: Quick Time Events are your friend! Master those button presses, and you'll be a guard-disabling ninja in no time.
Tip: Absorb, don’t just glance.
Important Disclaimers:
- This guide is for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse the mistreatment of virtual (or real) security guards.
- The success rate of these tactics may vary depending on the guard's alertness level, coffee consumption, and overall tolerance for android shenanigans.
FAQ: You Ask, We Kinda Answer (Because We're Not Exactly Experts)
How to sneak past guards?
Patience, grasshopper! Distractions, well-timed hiding spots, and a healthy dose of luck are your best friends.
QuickTip: Pause when something feels important.
How to take down guards non-lethally?
Think ninja punches, well-placed shoves, and maybe a strategically placed banana peel. Just avoid anything that might cause permanent damage (unless you're feeling particularly vengeful).
Tip: Don’t skip the details — they matter.
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How to use guards to your advantage?
Think hostages (don't actually hurt them!), distractions, or even using their predictable routines to your advantage.
QuickTip: Reflect before moving to the next part.
How to avoid getting shot by guards?
This one's important! Unless you're feeling suicidal, maybe avoid getting into direct confrontations, especially if they're heavily armed.
How to make guards your friends?
Well, that's a whole other story, my friend. Maybe offer them some coffee? Who knows, maybe they're just misunderstood.
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