Honolulu Blue Da Ba Dee: How to Watch the Detroit Lions Claw Their Way to Victory (or at Least Look Pretty Doing It) on Sling TV
Ah, the Detroit Lions. A team that, like a good rom-com, manages to be both frustrating and weirdly endearing. But hey, Matthew Stafford's gone, so maybe this year is different? Regardless, if you're a Lions fan who's cut the cord and wants to ditch the overpriced cable bill, fear not! Here's your guide to watching Detroit roar (or more likely, meow) their way through the season on Sling TV.
Slinging for the Big Cats: What You Need to Know
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First things first, Sling TV doesn't offer local channels in most markets. This means catching most Lions games will depend on the glorious mess that is NFL broadcasting rights. But fear not, intrepid fan! There are still ways to snag some gridiron action.
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Monday Night Magic: If the Lions are gracing Monday Night Football with their presence (hey, it could happen!), you're in luck. Sling Orange, or Sling Blue + Orange, gets you ESPN, which is where Monday Night Football lives. Just don't blame us if Peyton and Eli's Manningcast ends up being more entertaining than the actual game.
Hail Mary for FOX: Sling Blue offers FOX in some markets, which is where most NFC games, including the Lions', tend to reside. Check Sling's channel lineup to see if you're in a FOX-blessed zone.
Hope Springs Eternal for Out-of-Market Games: If the football gods decide every Lions game this season is a national broadcast, well, then you're good to go with any Sling package! But remember, this is the NFL, so randomness is pretty much guaranteed.
So You Wanna Sling Like a Champ: A Sling TV 101
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Alright, convinced that Sling TV is the way to go? Here's a crash course:
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- Head over to Sling TV's website and choose your package. Sling Orange gets you ESPN, Sling Blue gets you FOX (in some markets), and Sling Blue + Orange gets you both.
- Sign up and grab your free trial (because why not?).
- Download the Sling TV app on your favorite device and get ready to cheer (or cry) on your couch.
Bonus Tip: Sling TV allows you to add on extra channels. If you're feeling fancy, you could snag NFL Network for those Thursday night games (but be warned, some Thursday night games might also be on FOX).
Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
- How much does Sling TV cost? Packages start at $40 a month, which is way cheaper than most cable bills.
- Do I need a contract? Nope! Sling TV is all about month-to-month freedom.
- Can I watch games on my phone? Absolutely! The Sling TV app works on most devices.
- What if the Lions are playing on Sunday afternoon? Here's where things get tricky. You might be out of luck with Sling TV alone, but there are other streaming services you could explore.
- Is there a guarantee the Lions will win? Unfortunately, no. But hey, at least you'll be able to watch them try (and maybe laugh a little along the way).
So there you have it, folks! With a little Sling TV magic, you can watch the Detroit Lions (hopefully) avoid injuring themselves and bring a little Honolulu Blue pride to your living room. Now go forth and sling responsibly!
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