So You Wanna Watch the Louisville Cardinals Take the Field? A Hilarious Guide for the Displaced Fan
There you are, grill smokin', cooler stocked, chips ahoy (because who can resist a good chip?), and then it hits you - darn it, I have no idea how to watch the Louisville Cardinals game today! Don't fret, fellow Cardinal fanatic, because this here guide is your key to gridiron glory... or at least, not missing the game entirely.
First Things First: You Gotta Know When They're Playing
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Hold on there, champ. It's still July, and while those Louisville boys are no doubt out there busting their humps in training, there ain't no game today. The season kicks off on August 31st against the Austin Peay Governors. Mark your calendars, set reminders on your phone, train your pigeons to peck out the date - do whatever it takes!
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Alright, Alright, But When You Do Need Your Cardinal Fix...
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Fear not, my friend, for there are options aplenty! Buckle up, because we're about to delve into the wonderful world of televised (or streamed) pigskin.
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Cable? We Barely Know Her! These days, cable TV is about as relevant as a flip phone. Fear not, cord-cutters! Streaming services like Hulu + Live TV, YouTube TV, and Sling TV all offer packages that include channels that might, maybe, hopefully broadcast the Cardinals game (don't forget to check the schedule beforehand!).
ESPN is Your New BFF: The Cardinals are tight with ESPN, so that's a great place to start. ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNU, and the ACC Network (don't ask me what that stands for) are all frequent flyers of Cardinal football. Some games might even be on that mysterious ESPN3, but fear not, most streaming services let you log in with your credentials and watch it there too.
Don't Forget the House Party Option! Round up your fellow Cardinal crazies, throw some burgers on the grill, and see if anyone has a subscription that might, maybe (see a pattern here?) include the game. Bonus points for themed decorations (think giant cardinal cutouts... or maybe a Lamar Jackson cardboard cutout for good luck).
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How To FAQ - Because We Know You'll Ask
How to Find Out What Channel the Game is On? The good folks at the University of Louisville usually have the broadcast info listed on their website (
https://gocards.com/sports/football/schedule/text How to Watch a Game if I Don't Have Cable? See the "Cable? We Barely Know Her!" section above for your streaming service options.
How to Convince My Friend to Let Me Watch the Game at Their Place? Friendship is a two-way street, my friend. Offer to bring the chips (or the beer, or the winning lottery numbers... okay, maybe not that last one).
How to Deal with the Emotional Rollercoaster that is Being a Louisville Cardinals Fan? Deep breaths, my friend. Deep breaths. Maybe some stress-ball squeezing. And remember, there's always next week!
How to Celebrate a Louisville Cardinals Win? Responsibly, of course! But also with gusto. High fives, celebratory dances (even if you have two left feet), and maybe a victory lap around the block (just watch out for the mailboxes).
There you have it, folks! Your one-stop guide to catching the Louisville Cardinals in action. Now get out there, fire up the grill, and GO CARDS!
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