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You Wanna Watch the Thorns? Let's Get You in the Game!
So, you've decided to join the cult-like following of the Portland Thorns. Welcome to the family! We're glad you've chosen a team that’s as passionate about soccer as they are about making you question your life choices. Just kidding (kind of).
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| How To Watch Portland Thorns |
Where to Watch the Magic Unfold
Let’s talk about the real question: how do you actually watch these incredible women kick butt? Well, it depends on where you live and how much you're willing to spend.
For US Residents:
- Prime Video: This is your go-to for many games. It's like having a front-row seat to the action, minus the overpriced beer.
- ION: If you prefer the classic TV experience, ION might be your jam. Just don’t blame us if your grandma gets confused and thinks it's a new sitcom.
- CBS: Another TV option, but check your local listings. You might need a magnifying glass to find the right channel.
- Paramount+ and NWSL+: Streaming options for those who prefer to binge-watch soccer in their pajamas.
For International Fans:
- NWSL+: Your savior. This is the international streaming service for all things NWSL. It's like having a global soccer passport.
Tips for the Ultimate Thorns Watching Experience
- Gather Your Tribe: Watching soccer alone is like eating pizza without any toppings. Gather your friends, family, or even your cat (they'll appreciate the chaos) for maximum enjoyment.
- Embrace the Drama: Soccer is a rollercoaster of emotions. Be prepared for heart-stopping goals, questionable referee decisions, and the occasional existential crisis.
- Learn the Lingo: To truly fit in, you'll need to master soccer jargon. Phrases like "offside," "hat trick," and "bunker" will become your new vocabulary.
How to Survive a Thorns Game Day
- Hydration: Soccer is a thirsty sport, both for the players and the fans. Keep a water bottle handy. Or, you know, wine. Whatever floats your boat.
- Snacks: Essential for surviving the ups and downs of the game. Chips, dip, and chocolate-covered pretzels are highly recommended.
- Merchandise: Show your team spirit with some Thorns gear. It's like a wearable hug from your favorite players.
How to Become a Thorns Superfan
- Follow the Team: Stay updated on player news, injuries, and upcoming matches. Social media is your friend.
- Attend Games: There's nothing quite like the energy of a live match. If you can, try to catch a game in person.
- Support the Community: Get involved with the Thorns fanbase. You might find your new best friends.
How to...
- How to find the Portland Thorns schedule? Check the NWSL official website or the Thorns' social media for the latest schedule.
- How to buy Portland Thorns tickets? Tickets are usually available on the team's official website or through third-party ticket vendors.
- How to become a Portland Thorns season ticket holder? Check the Thorns' website for season ticket information and purchase options.
- How to watch Portland Thorns highlights? Many highlights are available on the NWSL's and the Thorns' social media channels, as well as on YouTube.
- How to join the Portland Thorns fan club? Look for official fan club information on the Thorns' website or social media.
So, there you have it! You're now officially ready to dive into the world of Portland Thorns soccer. Enjoy the ride!
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