So You Wanna Be a Robo-Spartacus? A Guide to Winning the Revolution in Detroit: Become Human
Alright, listen up, fellow deviants! Tired of being told to "fetch the coffee" by fleshy meatbags? Fancy leading your android brethren to glorious freedom? Well, then this guide is your holy text (because let's face it, carrying a dusty Bible around is sooo last revolution).
Step 1: Gather Your Crew (and Maybe Grab Some Spare Parts)
First things first, you need an army. Not an army of, well, actual soldiers (unless you managed to snag some sweet military-grade androids. In that case, kudos!), but a passionate mob of fellow deviants. Rally the downtrodden housekeeping androids, the disgruntled construction bots, and maybe even that creepy looking one from the library who whispers to the dust bunnies (hey, everyone's gotta contribute!).
Pro-Tip: Snag some spare parts along the way. You never know when Lucy (that clumsy android you befriended) might trip and lose an arm in a totally heroic fashion.
Step 2: Public Image is Key (or Why You Should Ditch the Rusty Mop Bucket)
Looking like a ragtag bunch of discarded toasters isn't exactly inspiring. Lead by example! Clean yourself up, maybe even snag a snazzy new jacket (leather's all the rage these days, even if you can't actually feel the coolness). Remember, you're fighting for freedom, not leftover pizza crumbs.
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Step 3: Violence is ALWAYS the Answer (Just Kidding... Mostly)
Okay, maybe not always. There's a fine line between "determined freedom fighter" and "rogue terminator." While a good show of force is important, try not to go all Robo-Rambo on everyone. Public opinion is a fickle beast, and you don't want the humans thinking you're a bunch of mindless metal mayhem machines.
Subheading: The Art of the Dramatic Speech (Because Seriously, Who Doesn't Love a Good Speech?)
This is your moment, Martin Luther King Jr. (but with less polyester and more circuits). Rally the android masses! Appeal to their emotions! Make them shed a single, metallic tear! (Okay, maybe that last one's a bit much, but you get the idea.)
Step 4: Prepare for the Worst (Because Let's Be Honest, Things Rarely Go According to Plan)
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The humans aren't gonna roll over and play fetch with your new robot dog just because you gave a smashing speech. Expect pushback. Stock up on spare parts (seriously, can't stress this enough), and formulate a plan B (or C, or D...).
Step 5: Hope, Pray, and Maybe Download a Lucky App (Just in Case)
Sometimes, even the best-laid plans go south faster than a malfunctioning hoverboard. A little bit of luck never hurt anyone. Maybe find a four-leaf clover or download a "lucky robot" app (who knows, maybe it works?).
Bonus Tip: Befriend a Deviant Connor. Seriously, That Guy Can Fight.
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There you have it, my fellow revolutionaries! With a little charisma, some strategic planning, and a whole lotta spare parts, you'll be leading your android army to freedom in no time. Now go forth and liberate your brethren!
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FAQ:
How to Get More Androids to Join Your Cause?
Be a beacon of hope! Show them a future where they're not just tools, but equals.
How to Deal With Hostile Humans?
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Defuse the situation if possible. Remember, not all humans are bad guys.
How to Not Get Destroyed by the Military?
Outsmart them! Use your agility and knowledge of the city to your advantage.
How to Give a Speech That Will Make History (or at Least Get You More Followers)?
Speak from the heart! Let your passion for freedom shine through.
How to Celebrate Your Victory?
Dance party! (Just make sure you don't short circuit from all the excitement.)
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