Cracking the Globe: Your Hilarious Guide to Writing for the Boston Beantown Bard
Ah, the Boston Globe. A newspaper with more history than a Red Sox World Series drought (just kidding, Red Sox fans, we love you... maybe). So, you have a burning desire to grace its pages with your witty prose or insightful analysis? Well, buckle up, aspiring wordsmith, because this guide is about to turn you from a scribbler to a scribe worthy of the Fenway faithful.
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| How To Write For Boston Globe |
Finding Your Niche: From Fenway Foodie to Fiery Fashionista
The Globe covers a vast swathe of topics, so the first step is to identify your niche. Are you a culinary connoisseur with a nose for the best clam chowder this side of the Cape? Then pitch an article on "Chowder Chowdown: Unveiling Boston's Best Bowls of Broth." Perhaps you're a fashion aficionado who can sniff out a stylish Red Sox fan from a mile away? Craft a piece on "From Fenway Flannel to Yawkey Yards YSL: How Boston Fans are Rocking the Stands."
Remember, the Globe loves a local angle. Sure, national politics are important, but can you tie them to a quirky story about a group of pigeons reenacting the debates on the Boston Common? That's the kind of offbeat brilliance that'll get you noticed.
Crafting Your Masterpiece: Beyond Clich�s and into Comedy Gold
Now comes the writing itself. Here's where your inner Mark Twain meets your favorite Bostonian comedian.
Tip: Focus on one point at a time.
- Ditch the Dull: Avoid tired clich�s like "Beantown" and "chowdah" (unless you're using them ironically, of course). Infuse your writing with humor and wit. Make your readers chuckle while they learn.
- Show, Don't Tell: Instead of stating the obvious, paint a picture with words. Don't just say the politician's speech was boring, describe the audience members counting pigeons outside the window.
- Fact Check Like a Fanatic: The Globe has a reputation for accuracy, so ensure your information is rock solid. Double-check those stats, even if they're about the number of hot dogs consumed at Fenway Park.
Remember, the goal is to be informative, engaging, and, most importantly, entertaining.
The Final Frontier: Submission and (Hopefully) Salvation!
Once your masterpiece is polished, it's time to submit it. Check the Globe's website for submission guidelines. Tailor your pitch to the specific section you're targeting. Don't be afraid to be persistent, but also be patient. The publishing world moves slower than a lobster roll on a hot day.
Here's a golden rule: Proofread. Proofread again. Typos are the kryptonite of aspiring writers.
QuickTip: Slowing down makes content clearer.
Now, take a deep breath and hit send! You've done your part, the rest is up to the Globe's discerning editors. Just remember, even if they don't accept your first piece, keep honing your craft. The world (and the Boston Globe) needs your unique voice!
## Frequently Asked Questions (Globe Edition!)
How to Write a Killer Headline?
Tip: Reading with intent makes content stick.
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Keep it short, punchy, and relevant. Use strong verbs and avoid jargon.
How to Pitch Like a Pro?
Be concise, clear, and highlight the unique angle of your piece.
Tip: Slow down when you hit important details.
How to Deal with Rejection?
It's part of the process! Learn from the feedback and keep writing.
How Long Should My Piece Be?
Check the Globe's submission guidelines. Generally, shorter is better for online content, while print pieces can be longer.
How Often Should I Submit?
Don't bombard the editors. Aim for once a month or so, with high-quality pitches.
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