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You Know You're From Atlanta When... You Basically Talk in Catchphrases
Ah, Atlanta. The ATL. The city too busy to hate, unless it's rush hour traffic or someone cuts you in line for Waffle House. But you, my friend, you might be a true Atlantan if you find yourself whipping out these phrases on the reg.
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The Lingo of the ATL:
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- "Wassup?" Not just a greeting, it's a question, a salutation, a way of life. Bonus points for the head nod and raised eyebrow.
- "Y'all" Singular, plural, everything in between. "Hey y'all, watch out for that rogue shopping cart!"
- "Bless your heart" Delivered with a sugary-sweet drawl, this can mean anything from "you poor thing" to "honey, no." Learn the context, y'all.
- "The Perimeter" This mythical borderline separates the in-the-know city dwellers from the...well, not-so-in-the-know.
- "Sweet tea, please" It's not just a drink, it's a religion. And unsweetened? Bless your heart, but that ain't tea.
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You Also Know You're From Atlanta If:
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- Traffic is your cardio. A 10-minute drive can turn into an odyssey. Just pack some snacks and chill.
- You can navigate a crowded Marta train with ninja-like reflexes. Bonus points if you can avoid eye contact while politely shoving your way on.
- You know all the best spots for a Falcons game watch party...or Braves game...or Hawks game...or even a college game. We bleed sports here, folks.
- You can tell the difference between good peach cobbler and a tourist trap. Because let's be honest, some places just do it wrong.
- You secretly low-key judge people who call it "Hotlanta." It's Atlanta, okay?
So there you have it. If you find yourself saying these things or nodding vigorously while reading this, then welcome to the club! You just might be a true Atlantan.
FAQ: How to Atlanta
- How to speak Atlanta: Embrace "y'all" and master the art of the "bless your heart."
- How to navigate Atlanta traffic: Pack your patience and maybe a good audiobook.
- How to order sweet tea: Just say "sweet tea" and they'll know what you mean.
- How to find a good Falcons watch party: Follow your nose (aroma of wings) and the sound of cheering.
- How to avoid being called out for not being a true Atlantan: Don't call it "Hotlanta" and learn the difference between Buckhead and Decatur.
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