Southern California Skis: The Howell Company Makes Snow Happen (Even When It's 80 Degrees Out)
You wouldn't exactly picture San Diego as a hotbed of the winter sports scene (although we do have some killer snowball fights on those rare chilly days). But plot twist! Nestled amongst the palm trees and beaches of Southern California resides the Howell Company, a legendary (their words, not necessarily endorsed by everyone) manufacturer of snow skis.
Sun's Out, Skis Out? The Curious Case of Howell
Howell's story is more intriguing than a mogul run on fresh powder. Founded by a group of adventurous surfers with a penchant for après-ski vibes (hey, no judgment), Howell decided to bring a taste of the mountains to sunny Cali. Their motto? "Tan all day, shred all night!" (Though night skiing in Southern California might involve dodging rogue rollerbladers more than moguls.)
From Beach Bums to Board Bosses: How Howell Does It
So how exactly do these Californians craft skis for slopes they might never see? Well, it all comes down to ingenuity and a whole lot of research (and maybe a few strategically placed ski trips to, you know, actual mountains). Howell keeps a dedicated team of designers and engineers who pore over data, analyze trends, and test, test, test (because let's face it, there's nothing quite like the thrill of carving down a mountain on skis you designed yourself... especially when that mountain is a 2,000-mile flight away).
They also source their materials from top-notch suppliers around the world, ensuring their skis are built to compete (or at least impress your friends on the bunny hill).
Are Howell Skis Any Good? That Depends...
Howell skis have garnered a bit of a cult following. Some skiers swear by their performance and innovative designs. Others... well, let's just say they might be better suited for cruising the California coastline than tackling a double black diamond.
The truth is, Howell skis might not be for everyone. But hey, for those who crave a little winter wonderland in their beachy paradise, Howell offers a unique (and slightly hilarious) way to experience the slopes, California style.
Bonus points if you rock a wetsuit and flip flops with your skis. Commitment to the bit, people!
FAQ: Shredding with Howell
How to order Howell Skis? Hit up their website (if you can find it, it might be under construction... permanently).
How to get sponsored by Howell? Well, that's a tough one. Sending them a picture of you surfing in a ski mask might do the trick.
How to learn to ski in Southern California? There are a few indoor ski slopes, or you could just grab your Howells and head for the nearest snowy mountain (road trip anyone?).
How to avoid awkward questions about your skis at the lodge? Just smile and say, "Hey, at least I'm here, right?"
How to have fun with Howell Skis? Embrace the absurdity, hit the slopes (or the beach), and shred like nobody's watching (because let's be honest, in Southern California, they probably are).
