Is Kelly Severide Still Fighting Fires? A Burning Question
Okay, let's get this straight: has Kelly Severide, the resident hotshot of Firehouse 51, actually left Chicago Fire? Or is he just really good at playing hide-and-seek? Because seriously, this guy disappears more often than a sock in the dryer.
Severide: The Houdini of Firehouses
One moment he's saving kittens from trees and the next he's off chasing some arsonist to the ends of the earth. We get it, Severide, you're a man of action. But can't you at least give your TV family a heads up before you jet off on another one of your "adventures"?
I mean, Stella Kidd must have a contact book filled with flight trackers and missing person reports by now. Poor woman. We're starting to think she should get a finder's fee for every time she has to track down her husband.
So, Is He Coming Back?
The good news (for all you Severide stans out there) is that he usually does return. It's like clockwork – disappear for a while, save the day, come back looking all rugged and heroic. Classic Severide.
But let's be real, this on-again, off-again thing is starting to get old. Can we just get a solid commitment from the showrunners? Either keep him around full-time or let him go pursue his arson-investigating dreams. We're tired of the cliffhangers!
How to Handle Severide's Absences
- How to cope with Severide's absence: Stock up on popcorn, binge-watch old episodes, and dream about the day he returns.
- How to avoid spoilers: Unfollow all Chicago Fire-related accounts on social media. Or, if you're brave, embrace the chaos.
- How to prepare for Severide's inevitable return: Dust off your "Welcome Back, Severide!" banner and practice your excited fan-girl/fan-boy scream.
- How to survive without Severide's smoldering looks: Invest in a really good fan. Or, you know, try watching a different show.
- How to accept that Severide might never come back: Start therapy. Just kidding (kind of).
So there you have it, folks. The eternal question of Severide's whereabouts continues. Until then, let's just enjoy the ride (or the fire, as it were) and hope for the best.
