Jury Duty: The Golden Years or Golden Get-Out?
So, you've gotten the dreaded summons. You've been called to serve your civic duty. But wait, what's this? You're thinking, "I'm old! Can't I just sit this one out?" Let's dive into the world of jury duty and age.
The Age of Enlightenment (or Indictment)
You might be thinking, "I've paid my dues, I've seen enough courtroom dramas. Surely there's an age limit for this nonsense!" Well, buckle up, because I've got some news for you: There is no upper age limit for jury duty in Los Angeles County. That's right, even if you're rocking a grandpa sweater collection that would make Bill Cosby jealous, you could still get called for service.
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Before you start planning your escape to Tahiti, let's look at the bright side. Serving on a jury is actually a pretty important job. You're helping to uphold the justice system. Plus, you might get to hear some juicy gossip. Or, you know, decide someone's fate. It's a big deal.
But let's be real, nobody wants to spend their golden years locked in a stuffy courtroom. If you're 70 or older, you can request an excuse due to a medical condition. And the best part? You don't even need a doctor's note! So, if you've got a creaky knee or a questionable memory, this might be your golden ticket out.
The Verdict is In
So, there you have it. You can't escape jury duty just because you're old. But you might be able to wiggle your way out if you're feeling under the weather. Ultimately, the decision is yours. Do you want to be a pillar of the community, or do you want to spend your days watching daytime TV? The choice is yours.
How-To Guide for the Jury-Curious
How to qualify for jury duty: You must be a U.S. citizen, at least 18 years old, and a resident of Los Angeles County.
How to get out of jury duty: If you're 70 or older, you can request a medical excuse. If you're under 70, you might need a doctor's note.
How to prepare for jury duty: Bring something to keep you occupied, like a book or a tablet. Wear comfortable clothes. And be prepared to be bored.
How to behave in court: Pay attention to the judge, don't talk to the witnesses, and don't fall asleep.
How to survive jury duty: Pack snacks, bring a good book, and try to find humor in the situation.
