Is Houston Hiding an Army?
So, you're wondering if Houston has an army base, huh? Well, buckle up, because we're about to dive into the murky waters of military installations in the heart of Texas.
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Houston: More Than Just BBQ and Rockets
We all know Houston for its world-class BBQ, the legendary Houston Rockets, and a certain penchant for flooding. But did you know it might also be harboring a secret army? Shocking, I know.
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While it's true that Houston doesn't have a massive, sprawling army base like you might find in other parts of the country, it does have a few military installations.
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Ellington Field Joint Reserve Base is probably the biggest one. It's home to a mix of Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, and Coast Guard personnel. So, while it's not strictly an "army" base, it's definitely got a military vibe going on.
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There's also the North Houston Army Reserve Center. It's smaller, but it's definitely there, quietly doing its army thing.
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So, What's the Deal?
To sum it up, Houston isn't exactly overrun with soldiers, but there are definitely some military folks hanging around. It's more of a "military patchwork" than a full-on army base situation.
Now, before you start planning your infiltration mission or crafting your escape plan, let's be clear: these places are not tourist attractions. So, keep your hands off the tanks and your voice down.
How to...
- How to find the North Houston Army Reserve Center? Use Google Maps! It's a reliable tool for finding places.
- How to become a soldier? Visit the official website of the U.S. Army for recruitment information.
- How to survive a zombie apocalypse in Houston? Stock up on BBQ sauce, find a really tall building, and hope for the best.
- How to avoid getting caught on a military base? Don't wear camouflage, don't climb fences, and definitely don't bring a drone.
- How to appreciate the military without actually joining? Support our troops by thanking them for their service, and enjoy some military-themed movies.
So there you have it. Houston: city of dreams, BBQ, and, apparently, a bit of military might.
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