Is Chicago Getting Another Snow Day? A Deep Dive into the White Stuff
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Let's Talk Snow (Or Lack Thereof)
So, you're wondering if Chicago is about to get buried in another snowstorm? Well, buckle up, because we're about to dive headfirst into the world of meteorology (or at least pretend to).
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First things first, let's address the elephant in the room: it's July. July! As in, the month where you're supposed to be grilling hotdogs, not building snowmen. So, the chances of a blizzard are about as likely as finding a four-leaf clover on a bald eagle. But hey, stranger things have happened. Maybe aliens will bring snow next.
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Winter is Coming (Or Not)
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While it's highly unlikely we'll see snowflakes dancing in the wind anytime soon, it's never too early to start planning your winter wardrobe. Or at least your excuses for not leaving the house. Because let's face it, Chicago winters can be a real mood killer. Unless, of course, you're a fan of frostbite and shoveling.
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But fear not, snow lovers! There's always hope. Maybe Mother Nature has a surprise up her sleeve. Or maybe she's just taking a long nap. Either way, we can dream, right?
How to Prepare for the (Possible) Snowpocalypse
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Okay, so we've established that snow in July is highly improbable. But just in case you're the type of person who likes to be prepared for anything (even things that are extremely unlikely), here are a few tips:
- How to survive a snowstorm without leaving your house: Order plenty of snacks, binge-watch your favorite shows, and master the art of online shopping.
- How to build a snow fort that will withstand a nuclear winter: This one's a bit tricky in July, but you can always start practicing with sandcastles.
- How to make the perfect hot chocolate: Because even if it's 90 degrees outside, there's nothing like a warm drink to make you feel cozy.
- How to avoid getting hit in the face with a snowball: Wear a helmet. Or just stay indoors.
- How to convince your boss to let you work from home during a snowstorm: This one's a classic. Just make sure you have a good excuse ready.
So, there you have it. The chances of snow in Chicago right now are slim to none. But hey, who knows what the future holds? Maybe we'll all be wearing parkas by next week. Stay tuned!
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