Chicago's Secret Stashes: A Guide to the Best Speakeasies
Disclaimer: Consuming alcohol responsibly is key. Remember, even the classiest of speakeasies can lead to questionable dance moves and questionable life choices.
So, you want to feel like a suave, mysterious character from the roaring twenties? Good news, friend! Chicago is teeming with hidden gems that'll transport you back to a time when jazz was king and cocktails were served with a wink. Let's dive into the world of speakeasies, shall we?
Finding Your Inner Gatsby
Finding a speakeasy isn’t just about drinking; it's about the thrill of the hunt. You'll need to channel your inner detective, or at least pretend to know what you're doing. Don't worry, we won't judge if your "secret knock" is more like a confused mumble.
Once you've managed to infiltrate one of these clandestine establishments, prepare to be wowed. These aren't your average dive bars. We're talking about dimly lit rooms with velvet curtains, antique decor, and bartenders who know their stuff.
Top Speakeasies to Check Out
- The Violet Hour: This place is like a magical portal to a bygone era. Their cocktail menu is a work of art, and the atmosphere is pure enchantment. Just don't ask them to make you a "Long Island Iced Tea." They might laugh at you.
- The Drifter: Hidden beneath the Green Door Tavern, this place is a hipster's paradise. Expect craft cocktails, live music, and a crowd that's more likely to discuss obscure indie bands than sports.
- The Office: Don't let the name fool you. This isn't where you'll find your boss. Instead, you'll find a cozy, intimate space with a seriously impressive whiskey collection.
Speakeasy Etiquette 101
- Dress the part: While you don't need a full-blown Gatsby costume, looking somewhat presentable is a good idea.
- Be discreet: Shouting "password!" at the top of your lungs probably won't get you in.
- Appreciate the craft: These drinks aren't cheap, so savor them. And for Pete's sake, don't order a Bud Light.
How to...
- How to find a speakeasy? Look for inconspicuous entrances, like hidden doors or phone booths. Sometimes, there’s no sign at all!
- How to order a drink? Be specific. Say something like, "I'm in the mood for something smoky with mezcal." The bartender will appreciate your knowledge.
- How to get a reservation? Many speakeasies don't take reservations, so be prepared to wait. Or, you know, make friends with the bouncer.
- How to behave? Keep your voice down, dress appropriately, and enjoy the ambiance.
- How to leave without getting caught? Just kidding! But seriously, don't be that person who causes a scene.
So, there you have it. A crash course in Chicago speakeasies. Remember, the best part of this whole adventure is the mystery and the experience. Happy hunting!
