The Four Squares of Philly: A Totally Unnecessary Guide for Casual Tourists (and Curious Locals)
Let's face it, Philly's got a lot going for it. Cheesesteaks that could clog your arteries with deliciousness (worth it?), historical sites older than your grandma (and probably wiser), and Rocky running up those steps like a maniac (seriously, dude, take the elevator). But nestled amongst the cheesesteak grease and Liberty Bell clangs are some hidden gems: the four squares (technically there are five, but we'll get to that in a sec).
These squares are like little green oases in the concrete jungle, perfect for picnicking, people-watching, or contemplating the meaning of life while a squirrel steals your sandwich (hey, it happens). But with all these squares boasting names like famous dudes and cardinal directions, a tourist can get turned around faster than a cheese whiz addict at a Geno's Steaks line.
Fear not, weary traveler (or bored local)! This guide will be your compass, your metaphorical cheese whiz, through the labyrinthine world of Philly's squares.
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| What Are The Four Squares In Philadelphia |
The OG Squad: Rittenhouse, Washington, Logan, and Franklin
- Rittenhouse Square: This square is basically the Gossip Girl of Philly parks. Fancy people with fancy dogs strut around, while us mere mortals try not to trip over our own shoelaces. But hey, at least the people-watching is A+.
- Washington Square: History buffs, this one's for you! Steeped in Revolutionary War lore, this square is where you can almost hear the faint echoes of muskets and Ben Franklin yelling about kites and electricity (probably).
- Logan Circle (Yes, It's a Circle, Not a Square!): Don't let the name fool you, this green space is where things get funky fresh. Food trucks, art installations, and a general vibe that says, "Hey, relax, man."
- Franklin Square: Home to a giant chessboard (perfect for reenacting scenes from The Queen's Gambit...minus the tranquilizers), Franklin Square is where you can unleash your inner chess master or just nap in the sunshine. Nobody will judge (much).
The Plot Thickens: What About the Fifth Square?
Ah, yes, the center square. Originally called Centre Square (shocking, we know), it's now the stomping ground of Philly's grand City Hall. So, technically, it's not a green space for lounging, but it's pretty darn impressive to look at.
So there you have it, folks! The four squares (and the not-so-square fifth square) of Philadelphia, all demystified. Now you can impress your friends with your newfound knowledge or use it to score points on a Philly trivia night (cheesesteaks as prizes, obviously).
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Frequently Asked Square-y Questions
How to get to the squares? Philly's got a great public transportation system, so hop on a bus or train and get exploring! Or, if you're feeling fancy, rent a bike and make a day of it.
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How to avoid the crowds? Head to Logan Circle for a more chill vibe. Rittenhouse Square can get hectic, especially on weekends.
QuickTip: Treat each section as a mini-guide.
How to pack for a square visit? Sunscreen, a picnic blanket (if you're feeling ambitious), and maybe a good book (because sometimes people-watching gets old).
How to entertain the kids? Most squares have playgrounds, and all of them have wide-open spaces for running around like a maniac (see: Rocky).
QuickTip: Pause after each section to reflect.
How to score the best cheesesteak after your square adventure? This, my friend, is a whole other quest. But hey, that's what Google Maps are for!
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