So You Wanna Talk Like a True Detroiter, Eh? A Hilarious Guide to Motor City Lingo
Hey there, foreigner! Ever find yourself lost in conversation with a Detroiter, their words bouncing off you like a rogue hockey puck? Don't worry, you're not alone. This fair city breeds a unique brand of slang, a dialect as strong as the coney dogs and smoother than a Motown beat. But fear not, for this here guide will have you chatting like a local in no time (well, almost).
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| What Are Some Detroit Slang Words |
Greetings, Glorious Greetings!
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First things first, you gotta get the salutations down. Forget your boring "hello"s and "howdy"s. In Detroit, we hit you with a hearty "What up doe?". Now, this ain't a question, it's a greeting, a salutation so Detroit it should come on a Vernor's ginger ale label. Respond in kind, my friend, with a resounding "What up doe?" back. Easy, right? Just remember, eye contact and a fist bump are highly encouraged.
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D, D, D... Gettin' Fancy with Verbs
Detroiters got a thing for the letter D, especially when it comes to verbs. We like to add a little somethin' somethin' extra to the past tense. Took the garbage out? Nah, you "drownded it out". Finished your Faygo? You definitely "swollowed it down". Confused? Don't worry, it's all part of the Detroit charm (and maybe a dash of Canadian influence, eh?).
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Navigating the Neighborhood: A Guide to Non-Sequiturs
Ever hear someone yell "Ope!" Don't be alarmed, it's not a battle cry or a polka band warming up. It's just the Detroit way of saying "Excuse me" while simultaneously apologizing for bumping into you. It's a verbal dance, a beautiful inefficiency you gotta love.
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Bonus Words to Know:
- Pop - Not your dad, but your soda.
- Jittybugs - Lightning bugs, because fireflies are just too mainstream.
- The D - Detroit, duh!
- Vernors - The superior ginger ale, no debate.
- Paczki - A delicious Polish pastry perfect for Fat Tuesday. (Just don't call it a jelly donut, you heathen!)
FAQ: Speak Like a Detroiter in 5 Easy Steps
- How to greet someone? What up doe? (and the answer is always What up doe?)
- How to say goodbye? Later, then! (or Catch ya on the flip side!)
- How to ask for a soda? Can I get a pop?
- How to apologize for bumping into someone? Ope! (followed by a sheepish grin)
- How to show your Detroit pride? Rep your favorite local sports team and never forget to say "The D" with reverence.
There you have it, folks! A crash course in Detroit slang. Now get out there and mingle, but remember, using this newfound knowledge comes with great responsibility. You might just find yourself becoming a full-fledged honorary Detroiter. Just watch out for rogue hockey pucks, eh?
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