People are currently reading this guide.
Don't Wanna Get Shamrock Shaken: A Guide to Boston's (Relatively) Dicey Districts
Ah, Boston. City of Cheers, the Freedom Trail, and...well, let's be honest, a few neighborhoods that might make your inner bean scream "wrong turn!" But fear not, intrepid traveler! This handy guide will equip you with the knowledge to avoid any areas more likely to feature a brawl than a bakery.
So You Think You Can Crime-Dodge? Enter at Your Own Risk!
Tip: Train your eye to catch repeated ideas.
- Central: This neighborhood holds the dubious honor of "Most Likely to Make You Wish You Packed Mace." With a crime rate that would make even the Terminator flinch, it's best to admire its, uh, architectural beauty from afar.
- Dorchester and Roxbury: These two areas have a bit of a Robin and Batman thing going on. While Dorchester's got some rough patches (especially North Dooooorchester), Roxbury's got a more "transitional" vibe. Just be sure your spidey-senses are tingling, especially at night.
- Mattapan: Here's the thing about Mattapan: it's undergoing a bit of a makeover. But like that sweater your grandma knit you with five too many buttons, it's a work in progress. Proceed with caution, friends.
But Wait, There's More! Tourist Traps You Might Want to Tap-Out-Of
QuickTip: Reading twice makes retention stronger.
Let's be real, even touristy areas can have their pitfalls. Here's the lowdown:
Tip: Look for small cues in wording.
 |
- Downtown Crossing: Pickpockets with a penchant for Dunkin' Donuts? It's more likely than you think! Keep your valuables close and don't be afraid to unleash your inner hawk-eye.
- Jamaica Plain: This area can be a bit of a mixed bag. While there are some cool spots, it's also known for some gang activity. Stick to the well-lit streets and you should be a-okay.
Remember: Just because a neighborhood is on this list, doesn't mean it's a complete write-off. But hey, forewarned is forearmed, right?
QuickTip: Pause at transitions — they signal new ideas.
 |
| What Area To Stay Away From In Boston |
How to Stay Safe in Boston:
- How to be Street Smart: Trust your gut. If something feels off, it probably is.
- How to Befriend the Locals: Strike up a conversation! Bostonians are a friendly bunch, and they'll happily steer you in the right direction (especially if you ask where to get the best clam chowder).
- How to Blend In: Ditch the fanny pack.
- How to Use Public Transportation: The T (MBTA) is a great way to get around, but be aware of your surroundings, especially at night.
- How to Have Fun: Relax! Boston is an awesome city with tons to offer. Just follow these tips and you'll be sure to have a wicked good time (that's Bostonian for "really good").
 |
