So, You Wanna Be Neighbors with an Oklahoma Billionaire? A Tongue-in-Cheek Guide
Ah, Oklahoma City. Land of fried onion burgers, the majestic Bricktown Canal, and...billionaires? You bet your boots there are! But before you pack your bags and that "Millionaire Next Door" self-help book (let's be honest, you're aiming higher), here's a little somethin' somethin' to consider.
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Who are these mystery moguls, you ask?
Well, buckle up, because Oklahoma City boasts some heavy hitters. We're talkin' folks like Harold Hamm, the fracking pioneer who's about as synonymous with Oklahoma oil as a ten-gallon hat. Then there's the Green family, whose Hobby Lobby empire has them sitting on a mountain of craft supplies (and maybe a hidden Ark of the Covenant, who knows?).
But wait, there's more! Oklahoma City's got a billionaire for every taste. Want someone who built their fortune from scratch? Look no further than Chad Richison, the payroll processing whiz. Feeling fancy? Lynn Schusterman from the oil and gas game might be your billionaire next door (although, Tulsa is her stomping ground).
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Okay, so how do I snag a billionaire bestie?
Hold your horses there, partner. Here's the thing: Oklahoma City billionaires are a rare breed. About as common as a rhinestone-encrusted steer at a cattle drive. But fret not, my friend! Here are some tips (with a healthy dose of humor, of course):
- Master the art of the casual oil well conversation. Brush up on your petroleum jargon and be prepared to discuss the finer points of fracking. Remember, knowledge is power (and possibly millions).
- Become a connoisseur of fried onion burgers. Billionaires gotta eat, and what better way to bond than over a greasy, delicious Oklahoma staple? Bonus points for mastering the art of competitive onion ring consumption.
- Invest in a really, really big hat. You gotta blend in, right?
Important Disclaimer: These tips are mostly for entertainment purposes. There's no guaranteed path to billionaire best friend-dom. But hey, you might just have a good laugh (and a killer burger) along the way.
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FAQs
How to move to Oklahoma City?
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Easy! Just pack your bags, grab your Stetson, and head on over.
How to invest in the Oklahoma oil industry?
Tip: Reading twice doubles clarity.
Do your research, partner. This ain't no get-rich-quick scheme.
How to make a fried onion burger?
Google is your friend. But seriously, it involves a flattened patty, a whole lotta onions, and a healthy dose of grease.
How to find a good hat store in Oklahoma City?
QuickTip: Read a little, pause, then continue.
Head downtown, ask around. There's bound to be a friendly fella (or fella-ette) who can point you in the right direction.
How to avoid accidentally insulting a billionaire?
Just be yourself, be polite, and maybe avoid asking for a small loan of a million bucks.
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