So You Want to Escape (or Invade... Just Kidding) Beantown? Here's Your Guide to Nearby Cities
Ah, Boston. City of chowder, cheers, and that ridiculously catchy song about a swan boat. But maybe you're yearning for a change of scenery, a place where they call a sub a "grinder" (what kind of monster does that?), or perhaps you just need a weekend getaway that doesn't involve dodging tourists elbow-deep in Fenway Franks. Fear not, weary traveler, for there's a whole lotta Massachusetts (and some other sneaky state invaders) waiting to be explored!
Close Calls: Practically Boston's Bedrooms
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Cambridge: Literally across the Charles River, Cambridge is like Boston's cooler older sibling. Home to Harvard (IYKYK) and MIT (rocket scientists galore), it's brimming with intellectual energy... or just a lot of people carrying around way too many books.
Somerville: Boston's "funcle" (the fun uncle, not the creepy one). Somerville's got a happening nightlife scene, a strong dose of artsy vibes, and enough quirky shops to fill a hipster's dreams.
Brookline: Picture Boston, but with a chill suburban twist. Great parks, fantastic schools (if you can afford the rent!), and a slightly slower pace of life. Perfect for families or those who like their clam chowder extra creamy.
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Branching Out: A Little Further Afield
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Salem: Witch city, anyone? Salem may be best known for its Halloween hoopla, but this historic seaport offers maritime charm, spooky thrills year-round (because let's face it, ghosts don't take vacations), and some seriously delicious seafood shacks.
Providence, RI: A quick jaunt down I-95 lands you in Providence, Rhode Island. Think Boston's artistic energy with a dash of working-class grit. Check out the College Hill area for quirky shops and indie music venues, or explore the historic architecture.
Worcester: Calling all history buffs! Worcester boasts a vibrant art scene, a fascinating immigrant past, and the Worcester Art Museum, home to an impressive collection. Plus, it's the perfect base for exploring the stunning autumn foliage of central Massachusetts.
How to Choose Your Escape Pod (City, That Is)
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- Beach Bum? Hit up Gloucester or Salem for fresh seafood and salty breezes.
- History Geek? Explore the cobblestone streets and revolutionary past of Salem or Lexington.
- Night Owl? Somerville or Providence promise late-night eats, live music, and enough energy to rival a pot of Dunkin' Donuts coffee.
Bonus Round: How to Boston Like a Boss
- How to order a Dunkin' Donuts: Medium iced coffee, two sugars, and a Boston Kreme donut - the classic.
- How to navigate the T: Patience, grasshopper. Patience.
- How to say "rotary" correctly: It's a "rotary," not a "traffic circle," you heathen.
- How to deal with snow: Embrace the cozy vibes, stock up on hot cocoa, and invest in a good pair of boots (because trust me, you'll need them).
- How to find the best lobster roll: This is a highly debated topic, so ask a local and prepare for passionate opinions.
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