Las Vegas This Week: Conventions, Costumes, and Maybe You'll See Elvis (But Probably Not)
So, you're headed to Vegas, baby! The city of lights, questionable life choices, and enough buffets to feed a small nation. But hold on to your ten bucks (because that's all you'll have left after that buffet), because this week in Vegas ain't just about one-armed bandits and showgirls (although, those are still there, we promise). This week, we're diving headfirst into the world of conventions!
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| What Conventions Are In Las Vegas This Week |
Whatcha Con Do This Week?
Fear not, fellow traveler, for Vegas isn't just about gambling and questionable impersonators (although there might be a surprisingly good Michael Jackson out there somewhere). This week, the convention scene is hoppin'! But what kind of hoppin' are we talkin' about? Well, buckle up, because we've got a grab bag of gatherings:
Cosplay Convention Extravaganza (or Just Folks Who Like to Dress Up as we like to call it): Unleash your inner geek (or outer… who are we to judge?) at the giant celebration of all things fandom! We're talking costumes so elaborate, they make Cirque du Soleil look like a kindergarten play. Get ready for superheroes, anime characters you can't pronounce, and maybe even a rogue Dalek or two (because who doesn't love a good Dalek?).
The National Association of Sandwich Enthusiasts (N.A.S.E.): Yes, you read that right. Apparently, there's a whole society dedicated to the noble pursuit of the perfect sandwich. These folks are the Indiana Jones of lunch, venturing into uncharted territories of bread, cheese, and mystery meats (hopefully not). Who knows, you might just learn the secret to the ultimate Elvis Presley-inspired peanut butter, banana, and bacon masterpiece (don't knock it till you try it, King!).
**## But Wait, There's More!
Tip: The details are worth a second look.
Vegas wouldn't be Vegas without a little variety, so here's a smorgasbord of other conventions happening this week:
- The International Professional Arm Wrestlers' Society (because of course there's one of those)
- The National Tile Museum's Annual Grout Appreciation Conference (respect the grout, people!)
- The Society for the Preservation of the Polka (because someone's gotta keep it alive, right?)
## So You Want to Conventionize Like a Pro?
Tip: Don’t just scroll to the end — the middle counts too.
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Fear not, convention newbie! Here's a handy dandy FAQ to get you started:
How to survive a massive convention without getting lost? Simple: Download the convention app, and follow the brightly colored signs (because apparently subtlety isn't a convention strong suit).
Reminder: Take a short break if the post feels long.
How to score the best free swag? Look for booths with overflowing prize baskets and desperate marketing interns. A genuine smile and a bad joke can go a long way.
How to avoid ending up in a heated debate about the best Star Wars movie?
Simple: Don't mention the prequels. Ever.
QuickTip: Use posts like this as quick references.
How to deal with a costume malfunction?
Packing some safety pins, duct tape, and a positive attitude can solve most wardrobe crises. Just remember, a little creativity can go a long way (and hey, maybe you'll accidentally invent a new cosplay trend!).
How to know if you're hallucinating from all the flashing lights and questionable smells? If you see Elvis riding a Dalek while eating a peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwich, that's probably a sign. In that case, just grab a camera and enjoy the ride!
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