Time Travel on a Budget: Portland in 1883 - Less Lumberjack Chic, More Mud and Mustaches
Ever wondered what your favorite city looked like back in the day? Forget expensive time machines and dodgy hot tubs (looking at you, Bill & Ted), we're taking a trip to Portland, 1883 style! Buckle up, because this frontier town was a far cry from the kombucha-sipping, food truck haven it is today.
Hold Your Horses (Literally): A Town on the Move
Imagine a Portland where the soundtrack wasn't a constant hum of baristas and cyclists. In 1883, the streets were dominated by the clop-clop of horses pulling carriages and wagons. Cars? Forget about it. The first one wouldn't sputter onto the scene for another decade!
Ditch the Double IPA for a Saloon Sarsaparilla: Watering Holes of the Wild West
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Those trendy gastropubs you love? Swap them for dusty saloons with swinging doors. Whiskey flowed like, well, whiskey, and entertainment came courtesy of gambling, questionable music acts, and the occasional barroom brawl. Just be sure to watch your step – sawdust floors were all the rage for soaking up… well, let's just say cowboys weren't known for their delicate bladders.
Fashion Faux Pas: The Mustache Reigns Supreme
Forget those meticulously trimmed beards. In 1883, the bigger the mustache, the better the man (or so they thought). We're talking handlebars, walruses, and everything in between. Just picture lumbersexuals gone rogue, and you've got the gist.
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| What Did Portland Look Like In 1883 |
Building a Boomtown: Lumber and Luxury
Portland in 1883 was a booming lumber town. Sawmills dotted the landscape, churning out wood to fuel the construction frenzy. While grand Victorian mansions were popping up for the wealthy elite, most folks lived in much humbler digs – think wooden shacks and boarding houses.
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So, You Want to Live in 1883 Portland? Not So Fast...
While the idea of a simpler time might be romantic, let's be honest: indoor plumbing, decent healthcare, and the absence of typhoid fever are pretty sweet perks of modern life. Besides, unless you fancy wrestling a grizzly bear for your dinner, we suggest sticking to the 21st century.
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FAQs: 1883 Portland Edition
- How to Get Around? Ditch your Uber app – horses and buggies are your only ride. Biking is an option, but beware of those pesky cobblestone streets.
- What to Wear? Think Wild West chic – dresses with bustles for the ladies, suits and Stetsons for the gents. And don't forget the mustache, of course.
- What to Eat? Saloons offered basic fare – think meat, potatoes, and questionable stews. Fancier folk might enjoy a multi-course meal at a finer establishment. But forget avocado toast – this was a time of hearty meals, not trendy snacks.
- What to Do for Fun? Saloons provided most of the entertainment. There was also live music, vaudeville shows, and the occasional public hanging (yikes!).
- How to Deal with the Lack of Modern Amenities? Embrace the simple life! Learn to build a fire, write a letter (with a quill pen, no less!), and entertain yourself without the constant buzz of technology.
So there you have it! A glimpse into Portland's dusty, mustache-fueled past. While it might not be for everyone, it's a fascinating reminder of how far this city has come. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a hankering for a kombucha… and maybe a trip to the dentist (those 1883 chompers don't sound too appealing).
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