Scott Drew and Louisville: A Match Made in... Well, Not Quite
So, you wanna know what Scott Drew said about Louisville? Let’s dive into this drama-filled saga of basketball and broken hearts.
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The Great Louisville Lure
Louisville, with its rich basketball history and passionate fanbase, is like that ex who just won’t quit texting. And Scott Drew was the hottest coach on the market. It was a classic case of “opposites attract.” Louisville, all glitz and glamour, and Drew, the quiet, steady hand leading Baylor to glory. The rumor mill was churning faster than a Kyrie Irving crossover.
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Everyone was speculating: Would he? Could he? Should he? It was like a real-life soap opera, but with way less crying and way more dunks.
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Drew’s Declaration: A Heartbreaker for Cardinal Fans
Then came the moment of truth. Scott Drew, the man of the hour, the object of everyone’s desires, finally spoke. And his words were like a cold shower on a hot summer day. He said, and I quote, “I am locked in on Baylor University… Baylor is my home and my family’s home.”
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Ouch.
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It was like finding out your favorite band is breaking up. The world seemed a little less bright, and Louisville fans were left wondering what they did to deserve this heartbreak.
The Aftermath: A Tale of Two Cities
The reaction was swift and brutal. Baylor fans were rejoicing, doing their best “told you so” dance. Louisville fans were drowning their sorrows in bourbon (or at least, we imagine they were).
But let’s be real, it’s not the end of the world. Louisville will find its prince charming, and Baylor will continue to be a basketball powerhouse. It’s just a chapter in the never-ending saga of college basketball.
How to Deal with the Scott Drew Rejection (Louisville Edition)
- How to accept that Scott Drew isn't coming: Order pizza, watch old Louisville highlights, and remember, there are plenty of other fish in the coaching sea.
- How to find a new coach: Lower your standards (just kidding!). Patience is key.
- How to support the new coach: Embrace change, cheer loudly, and hope for the best.
- How to move on: Focus on other things, like the weather or the price of avocados.
- How to avoid future heartbreak: Lower your expectations (again, just kidding). Realistically, it’s impossible to predict the future in college sports.
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