So, You Want a Handicap Placard? Let's Talk About It
Okay, so you're thinking about getting a handicap placard. Maybe you're getting old, or maybe you just really love parking close to the door. Whatever the reason, let's break down what you need to know.
The Golden Ticket: What is a Handicap Placard?
Let’s be honest, a handicap placard is basically the golden ticket to the best parking spot. It’s like having a VIP pass to the front of the line at Disneyland, but instead of Mickey Mouse, you’re greeting a fire hydrant.
Who Qualifies for This Piece of Cardboard?
Now, before you start dreaming of never walking more than 20 feet again, you gotta meet some requirements. You need a disability that limits your ability to walk, or that requires the use of a prosthetic device, an oxygen tank, or other similar device. Basically, if you're struggling to get around like a sloth on ice, you might qualify.
The Paperwork Nightmare
Brace yourself, because this is where things get a little less fun. You'll need to fill out a form that's probably longer than your grocery list. And guess what? You'll need a doctor to sign off on it. So, prepare to explain to your doctor why you can't walk to the mailbox without sounding like a drama queen.
Temporary or Permanent?
This is a big decision. A temporary placard is like a trial run. It's good for six months, and you'll need to renew it if you still qualify. A permanent placard is for life, but you'll need to renew it every two years. So, if your disability is temporary like a sprained ankle (we're kidding, of course), go for the temporary one.
The Fine Print: Fees and Renewals
There's no free lunch, even when it comes to parking close. There's a fee for the temporary placard. And remember those renewals we mentioned? Yeah, there's a fee for that too. So, start saving your pennies.
How to... Questions
- How to apply for a handicap placard? You can apply online, by mail, or in person at your local DMV.
- How to get a doctor's certification? Schedule an appointment with your doctor and explain your condition. They will complete the necessary paperwork.
- How to renew a handicap placard? You can usually renew online or by mail. Check the specific instructions on your placard.
- How to use a handicap placard? Hang the placard from your rearview mirror when parked in a designated handicapped spot.
- How to avoid getting towed with a handicap placard? Make sure the placard is clearly visible and that you’re parked in a designated handicapped spot.
So there you have it. Getting a handicap placard might be a bit of a hassle, but it could be worth it in the long run. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility (to park close to the door).
