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The Glorious Lexicon of the Philadelphia Eagles Fan: A crash course for newbies (and rival fans who need a good laugh)
Ah, the Philadelphia Eagles fan. A passionate breed, known for their unwavering devotion (and perhaps some...creative expressions of enthusiasm). But what exactly do they say? Here's your survival guide to deciphering the unique dialect that echoes through the hallowed halls of Lincoln Financial Field (and spills out into the streets afterwards).
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| What Do Philadelphia Eagles Fans Say |
The Classics:
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- Fly Eagles Fly! This one's a no-brainer. It's the Eagles fight song, the rallying cry, the soundtrack to victory parades (and maybe the occasional grocery trip). Sing it loud, sing it proud, and watch the green bleed out of everyone around you (figuratively speaking, of course).
- E-A-G-L-E-S! Eagles! This rhythmic chant is another staple. It's perfect for those times when you need to express your Eagles spirit with minimal brainpower. Bonus points for elaborate arm movements.
Words of Wisdom (Eagles Edition):
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- We bleed green. This isn't just a metaphor, folks. Eagles fans are deeply invested. There's a reason the team colors are green and midnight green.
- Dallas Sucks! Look, rivalries are a thing. This one is particularly heated. Just be prepared for the inevitable retort (which, honestly, is half the fun).
- Trust the Process... eventually. This one's a leftover from the Sixers, but it applies here too. Eagles fans have weathered some storms. They've learned (mostly) to have faith.
When Things Get Heated:
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- Let's go Birds! This is a more polite way to cheer on the team, but don't let the feathers fool you. There's still plenty of passion behind it.
- ** Refs! You blind?!** This one is self-explanatory. Applies to most sports fandoms, really.
- Here we go again... Eagles fans have a certain...suspenseful relationship with their team. This phrase can be uttered with either resignation or nervous anticipation.
Essential Slang:
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- Jawn: This Philly catch-all word can refer to anything from a sandwich to a stadium. In Eagles context, it could be "the jawn just threw a touchdown!"
- Wawa: No Eagles game day is complete without a Wawa hoagie (a sub, for you non-Philadelphians).
- Wooder Ice: Because staying hydrated is important, even when you're yelling yourself hoarse.
How To speak Eagles Fan:
FAQ:
- How to greet an Eagles fan? A simple "Fly Eagles Fly!" will do the trick. Bonus points for a fist bump.
- How to avoid offending an Eagles fan? Don't wear Dallas Cowboys gear. Seriously.
- How to celebrate a touchdown with Eagles fans? High fives, cheers, and maybe a quick "Dallas Sucks!" (but only if you're feeling bold).
- How to survive a bad call against the Eagles? Deep breaths. Remind yourself, it's just a game (mostly).
- How to know if you've been adopted by Eagles fans? If you find yourself inexplicably chanting "E-A-G-L-E-S!" at random moments, congratulations! You're one of them now.
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