The Boston Marathon Booty: Beyond Bragging Rights (and Maybe the Bus Fare Home)
Ah, the Boston Marathon. A legendary test of endurance, a sea of yellow shoelaces, and a battle against the clock (and those pesky Newton hills). But what awaits the triumphant souls who cross that finish line first? Forget the gold medal (they don't do that here), because the Boston Marathon winner's package is a mixed bag of awesome, practical, and downright hilarious.
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| What Do You Get For Winning The Boston Marathon |
The Big Bling: Cash Money, Honey!
Let's be honest, most of us wouldn't run 26.2 miles uphill for a pat on the back. Thankfully, the Boston Athletic Association coughs up a cool $150,000 for the first-place finishers in both the men's and women's open divisions. That's enough to buy a decent used car (or a lifetime supply of energy gels, your call).
Fun Fact: The prize money is equal for men and women, because in Boston, they understand that champions come in all shapes and sizes.
QuickTip: Every section builds on the last.
The Glory and the Goofy: A Champion's Haul
But wait, there's more! Winning the Boston Marathon is like attending a wacky awards show with a very enthusiastic committee. Here's a glimpse into your champion's chest:
- The Boston Marathon Jacket: A coveted symbol of victory, this windbreaker is basically a superhero cape for runners.
- The Champion's Wreath: Made from laurel leaves, this might not pay the bills, but it looks fantastic in victory photos (especially if you pretend you're a Roman emperor).
- A Kiss on the Cheek: Yes, you read that right. A local Bostonian bestows this smooch (usually to the female winner) – a tradition that's more heartwarming than weird...hopefully.
- A Lobster Dinner: Because what says "champion" quite like a post-race crustacean feast?
Word to the Wise: If you're lactose intolerant, maybe politely decline the celebratory milk at the finish line. Unless you want your victory speech to involve uncontrollable stomach gurgles.
Reminder: Short breaks can improve focus.
So You Want to Win the Boston Marathon? How-To FAQs
Alright, inspired by visions of sugar plums (and a hefty check), you're ready to conquer Boston? Here are some quick tips:
How to Train Like a Champion? Train hard, train smart, and by train, we don't mean catching the Red Line.
QuickTip: Pause after each section to reflect.
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How to Prepare for the Newton Hills? Hill repeats are your friend. Befriend them often.
How to Avoid a Post-Race Lobster Disaster? Practice your "I'm allergic to shellfish" speech beforehand.
QuickTip: Read actively, not passively.
How to Rock the Champion's Wreath? Channel your inner Caesar and project an aura of power (or at least try not to let it fall apart).
How to Celebrate Like a True Bostonian? Cheer on the other runners, devour that lobster with gusto, and maybe even plant a friendly kiss on your training partner's cheek (just to keep the tradition alive).
The Boston Marathon is more than just a race; it's a celebration of human achievement (and slightly eccentric traditions). So, lace up your shoes, train like crazy, and who knows, you might just be the next champion to be showered with confetti, crustaceans, and a very unique smooch.
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