So You Wanna Be Denver's Sparkliest Citizen? A Guide to Legal Fireworks
Ah, the Fourth of July. A time for barbecues, questionable tan lines, and of course, lighting up the night sky with a dazzling display of fiery fun. But before you go all Bruce Willis on Denver with a box of firecrackers, hold your horses (or should we say, sparklers?). Because in the Mile High City, not all fireworks are created equal.
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The Lowdown on Legal Fireworks: Don't Be a Blast from the Past
In Denver, just like most of Colorado, fireworks that explode or leave the ground are a big no-no. We're talking firecrackers, bottle rockets, Roman candles – basically anything that could launch your pet poodle into a low-earth orbit. These pyrotechnic bad boys are reserved for professional displays, so leave the ambitious light shows to the experts. Think of it as saving yourself a visit from the fire department and a potential lecture from your grumpy neighbor, Mrs. Henderson (who takes her prize-winning petunias very seriously).
But Fear Not, Fellow Firework Fanatic! There's Still Fun to Be Had
Now, before you resign yourself to a sparkler-less soir�e, fret not! There are still plenty of ways to add some sparkle to your celebration. Here's what you can legally light up in Denver:
- Sparklers: The classics! Just be sure to have a designated adult (or someone who isn't wearing flammable clothing) supervise the little ones.
- Ground spinners: These bad boys spin and shower sparks, adding a touch of whimsy to your backyard bash.
- Fountains: Think miniature volcanoes erupting with colorful sparks. Perfect for that "oooh" and "aaah" factor.
- Snakes and glow worms: These slow-burners create a mesmerizing, snake-like effect (minus the actual snake, thankfully).
Remember: Always follow the safety instructions on the packaging and have a water source nearby, just in case.
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FAQ: Because We Know You Have Questions (and Maybe Mrs. Henderson Does Too)
How to light sparklers safely?
Hold the sparkler at arm's length using a long stick or lighter, and have a bucket of water ready to douse it when you're finished.
How to dispose of used fireworks?
Tip: Read actively — ask yourself questions as you go.
Let them cool completely first, then douse them with water before throwing them away in a metal trash can.
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How far away should I be from others when using fireworks?
Follow the recommended safety distance on the packaging, and always be mindful of your surroundings.
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How can I find out about professional firework displays in Denver?
Check with your local city or county for information on permitted firework shows.
How can I convince Mrs. Henderson that my sparklers are perfectly safe?
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This one might require a plate of homemade cookies and your most charming smile. But seriously, be respectful of local ordinances and keep your celebrations safe and considerate.
So there you have it! Now you can light up your Denver celebration with legal fireworks and avoid any unwanted fireworks with the law (and Mrs. Henderson). Happy Celebrating!
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