Howdy, Partner! Wild Weekend in Austin: From Shootouts to Sesame Streetin'
Well, folks, buckle up 'cause this past weekend in Austin was a whirlwind! We had more twists and turns than a pretzel dipped in queso.
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| What Happened In Austin Over The Weekend |
Six Feet Under in the Lone Star State: A Spate of Shootings
Let's get the not-so-good news out of the way first. There were, unfortunately, several shootings across Austin, leaving some folks injured and some sadly gone too soon. Our thoughts are with those affected by this violence. The Austin PD (boys and gals in blue) are still on the hunt for some of the perpetrators, so if you have any info, dime a deputy (anonymously, of course)!
Hey, don't let this put a damper on your whole yeehaw! Austin is still a safe city, generally speaking. Just maybe avoid the occasional tumbleweed showdown in the dusty corners.
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From Pitbull to Elmo: A Celebration of All Things Musical (and Fuzzy)
Now, let's move on to the lighter side of things! We had a scorcher of a weekend, temperature-wise, but that didn't stop Austinites from getting their groove on. The Pitbull concert at UT Austin had the whole place shakin', though a little too literally for a few folks who got a bit too rambunctious (don't worry, no broken ankles, just bruised egos).
And for the little wranglers out there, everyone's favorite furry friend, Elmo, from Sesame Street, teamed up with Round Rock officials to spread the word about safe fireworks usage. Because, let's face it, fireworks and cowboy hats are a recipe for potential disaster, but Elmo sure knows how to make safety sound fun!
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Weekend Warriors Take Note: The 812 Outdoor Market Gets a Little Too Wild
While most folks were two-stepping the night away, there was a bit of a dust-up (pun intended) at the 812 Outdoor Market. Apparently, an argument between some folks yeehawed a little too loudly and things escalated to gunfire. Thankfully, the sheriff's posse (Travis County Sheriff's Office) rounded up one suspect and are on the lookout for another. Looks like the market might need to invest in a "calm down corner" for next weekend.
Howdy Partner! FAQ: Your Austin Weekend Survival Guide
Think you might be moseying on down to Austin next weekend? Well, partner, let's get you prepped! Here's a quick how-to guide:
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How to Avoid the Heat: Easy, cowboy. Stay hydrated, wear a hat (preferably a Stetson), and seek shade during the hottest parts of the day.
How to Find Live Music: Austin's practically made of live music! Just wander around 6th Street, or check out
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How to Have a Safe and Fun Time: Keep your six-shooter holstered (metaphorically speaking), be mindful of your surroundings, and remember, Austin is all about keeping it weird...in a good way!
How to Deal with Spicy Food: Pace yourself, partner! Austin's food scene is legendary, but that doesn't mean you need to conquer a habanero pepper in one bite. Milk helps with the burn, but trust us, a tall glass of sweet tea is your best friend.
How to Get Around: Austin's got a decent public transportation system, but sometimes the best way to get around is on a rented bicycle. Just watch out for those armadillos!
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