From Mighty Morphin' to Major Mix-Up: The Curious Case of Austin St. John
Ah, Austin St. John. The original Red Ranger, the leader of the pack, the guy who taught us that with great power comes...well, not always great financial decisions. Let's just say his post-Power Ranger life has taken a bit of a turn, and it's not exactly a morphin' good one.
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| What Happened To Austin St John |
The Charges: From Rita Repulsa to PPP Abuses
Remember those heady days of fighting off alien threats with giant robot dinosaurs? Yeah, things got a little less fantastical for St. John. In 2022, he was indicted on federal charges related to the CARES Act, specifically the Paycheck Protection Program (PPP). The gist? He allegedly participated in a scheme to fraudulently obtain millions in COVID relief funds. We're talking applications with more holes than a Monster-of-the-Week's defeated spaceship.
Apparently, fighting Putty Patrollers doesn't prepare you for the complexities of loan applications.
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The Plea: From Power Sword to Plea Bargain
Look, nobody likes to see a hero fall on hard times. But St. John, instead of suiting up for a legal battle, opted for a plea bargain. That means admitting guilt in exchange for a (hopefully) lighter sentence. So much for the whole "never surrender" motto.
The sentencing is still up in the air, but it's safe to say his time fighting evil might be replaced with some time facing the judge.
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The Aftermath: From Power Ranger to Public Pariah?
Social media wasn't exactly kind. Turns out, using government funds for personal gain isn't exactly a heroic move. St. John's reputation took a bigger hit than Tommy Oliver after losing his Green Ranger powers.
Lesson learned: Always morph into the best version of yourself, especially when it comes to finances.
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FAQ: You Asked, We Answered (Briefly)
Alright Rangers, since this whole situation might leave you a tad confused, here are some quick answers to your burning questions:
How to be a Power Ranger? Sorry, gotta be chosen. Maybe try a really cool helmet and yell "Go Go Power Rangers!" just in case.
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How to avoid PPP fraud? Simple: Be honest! Don't try to morph your way into more money than you deserve.
How is Austin St. John doing now? Awaiting sentencing. Not exactly a victory lap.
How can I support Power Rangers? Watch the shows, buy the toys (responsibly!), and keep the legacy of fighting for good alive!
How to get over this whole situation? Remember, even Power Rangers have flaws. Just focus on the good parts, like giant robot dinosaurs!
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