Austin Theory: From Money in the Bank to the Bank... Next Door?
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| What Happened To Austin Theory On Wwe |
The Curious Case of Mr. A-Theory
Ah, Austin Theory. A young buck with a million-dollar smile and a championship pedigree that's thicker than his wallet (which, let's be honest, WWE probably confiscates for "storyline purposes"). But lately, Theory's trajectory has been about as straight as a corkscrew after a tequila tasting. Let's take a dip into the wacky world of Mr. A-Theory!
From NXT Darling to US Champ: A Meteoric Rise
Theory rocketed through NXT like a fidget spinner on Red Bull. He chummed around with Johnny Gargano (remember that whole "The Way" thing? Talk about a confusing faction name!), snagged the NXT Year-End Award for Future Star, and even snagged the coveted United States Championship. This kid was on FIRE!
WrestleMania Hero... Then What?
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Fast forward to the grandest stage of them all, WrestleMania 39. Theory, clutch as ever, retained his US Title against the legendary John Cena. A victory that had the crowd buzzing... for about five minutes. Then came the head-scratcher moments. Theory's attempts to cash in his Money in the Bank briefcase later that year? Epic Fails. We're talking Brock Lesnar F-5 epic fails. Ouch.
The Great Rebrand... That Wasn't
Remember when Theory, bless his heart, tried to shorten his name to just "Theory"? Yeah, that lasted about as long as a participation trophy at the Olympics. The WWE Universe (that's us, folks!) collectively shrugged and said, "Nope, still Austin Theory."
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So, Where is A-Theory Now?
Lately, Theory's been hanging out with Ezekial... wait, I mean Elias. And his former rival, Chad Gable. Is this a bizarre buddy cop movie in the making, or a sign that Theory's getting a character overhaul? Only Vince McMahon knows for sure!
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## How To FAQs on Austin Theory
How to do the "A-Pose" like Austin Theory?
Imagine you just won the lottery, but forgot where you put the ticket. That's the A-Pose.
How to convince your friends Theory will be the next WWE Champion?
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Good luck. Maybe start with a PowerPoint presentation filled with inspirational quotes and highlight reels.
How to avoid getting an F-5 from Brock Lesnar?
Easy! Don't try to cash in your Money in the Bank briefcase during his match.
How to tell the difference between Elias and Ezekial?
One has a beard, the other doesn't. It's not rocket science, folks!
How to stay up-to-date on Austin Theory's wacky adventures in WWE?
Well, you're already halfway there by reading this awesome article! But seriously, follow WWE on social media and keep an eye out for Raw and SmackDown. You never know what wild storyline they'll throw Theory into next!
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