Calvin Austin III: From Speedy Smurf to Touchdown Machine (with a Detour Through IR Land)
Remember Calvin Austin III, the electrifying wide receiver drafted by the Pittsburgh Steelers in 2022? Yeah, us too. But for a while there, it seemed like he vanished faster than a free slice of pizza at a party. Let's take a trip down memory lane, Steelers style.
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Rising Star, Rude Awakening
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Drafted in the fourth round, Austin was all set to take the league by storm. He had the speed of a cheetah on roller skates (we're pretty sure that's a thing) and Steelers fans were chomping at the bit to see him zip past defenses. But then, disaster struck! During training camp, Austin suffered a nasty foot injury. Poof! There went his rookie season.
Patience is a Virtue (Especially When You're Stuck on IR)
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2022 became a year of rehab and longing glances at the highlight reels. Austin spent more time with the training staff than a bottle of ketchup at a hot dog stand. But hey, he kept his head up and focused on getting healthy.
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2023: The Redemption Tour
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Finally, 2023 rolled around and Austin was back on the field. This time, healthy and ready to rumble. He didn't waste any time proving his worth. In Week 3, he snagged a 72-yard BOMB for a touchdown. We're talking about a pass that made Kenny Pickett look like Joe Montana in his prime.
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Now, things weren't always sunshine and rainbows. There were some games where Austin didn't see a ton of action. Some fans (and maybe even Austin himself) were scratching their heads wondering what was going on. Was the coaching staff afraid he'd run so fast he'd break the sound barrier? Did they have him hidden away perfecting his secret handshake with Kenny Pickett? The world may never know. ♂️
The Future's Looking Bright (and Speedy)
Despite the occasional lack of targets, Austin finished the season with some decent stats. Here's the thing: the dude's got talent. He's got speed. And with another year under his belt, we expect him to be a big part of the Steelers' offense in 2024.
FAQ: Calvin Austin III Edition
- How to be as fast as Calvin Austin III? We recommend starting with a regular human speed and working your way up from there. Maybe invest in some roller skates (the cheetah kind, not the kind with glitter).
- How to avoid injuries like Calvin Austin III? This one's a mystery even to the best doctors. Maybe try wrapping yourself in bubble wrap before every practice? Just don't blame us if it makes catching passes a little tricky.
- How to get the Steelers to throw the ball to Calvin Austin III more? This involves a bit of patience and a whole lot of cheering for the Speedy Smurf. Let's make Heinz Field erupt every time he's on the field!
- How tall is Calvin Austin III? Officially, he's listed at 5-foot-8. But we all know speed makes you look taller, right?
- Where can I find more information about Calvin Austin III? The internet is your friend! There are plenty of articles and highlights out there to quench your thirst for all things Speedy Smurf.
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