The Great Kansas City Chiefs Game Mystery: They Vanished? Or Did They Just Suck This Time?
Hold onto your Mahomes jerseys, folks, because there's a real head-scratcher brewing in Kansas City. The Chiefs, usually lighting up the scoreboard like a disco ball in a glitter factory, have seemingly disappeared from the NFL schedule.
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Did the Chiefs Get Abducted by Aliens? (Probably Not)
Now, before you start prepping your tinfoil hats, there are a few logical explanations. Here's what we do know:
- It's July, folks. The NFL season doesn't even kick off until September. There ain't supposed to be any games happening right now.
- The Chiefs are most likely busy prepping for the upcoming season. Patrick Mahomes is probably working on his spiral throws while dodging laser beams in some secret training facility (or maybe just chilling in his mansion, we wouldn't blame him).
But Wait, There's More! (The Frozen Fan Fiasco)
Here's where things get a little weird. You might remember the bizarre incident in January where three Chiefs fans were found...well, let's just say a bit worse for wear...after a game. Apparently, they got a little too invested and, well, froze to death outside their friend's house.
Look, this is a tragedy, and our hearts go out to their families. But it also sparked some wild theories online. Were they visited by the ghosts of quarterbacks past? Did a rogue refrigerator malfunction and turn their backyard into a meat locker? The internet, never one to disappoint in the weird department, had a field day.
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Rest assured, dear reader, the Chiefs are most likely fine. They're just patiently waiting for their shot at another Super Bowl run.
FAQ: Your Guide to Not Missing Out on the Next Chiefs Game
How to make sure you don't miss the next Chiefs game?
Easy! Download the NFL app or follow the Chiefs on social media. Trust us, you won't miss the deafening roar of Chiefs Kingdom when the season kicks off.
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How to avoid a frozen fate like those Chiefs fans?
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Simple: Bundle up if it's cold outside, and maybe let someone know where you're going. Especially if your friend's house has a sketchy reputation for malfunctioning appliances.
How to deal with the existential dread of an offseason without Chiefs games?
Tip: Revisit challenging parts.
Distract yourself! Binge-watch old games, play some Madden, or take up knitting a Patrick Mahomes plushie. The possibilities are endless!
How to prepare for the next Chiefs game like a true fan?
Stock up on BBQ and practice your loudest "Chiefs! Chiefs! Chiefs!" chant. Your vocal cords will thank you later.
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How to impress your friends with your knowledge of Chiefs trivia?
Tell them about the time the Chiefs mascot, KC Wolf, got into a Twitter fight with a raccoon. They'll never question your fandom again.
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