Where Did Our Boy Severide Go? A Deep Dive (or Shallow Puddle) into His Absence
So, let's talk about the elephant in the firehouse: Severide. Our resident hothead, arson investigator, and general heartthrob has mysteriously vanished from our screens. It's like someone called a mayday and he answered, "Hold my beer, I've got a date with destiny."
The Great Severide Disappearance
For those living under a rock (or maybe just avoiding spoilers), Kelly Severide, the man, the myth, the legend, has taken a leave of absence from Firehouse 51. Now, before you start writing angry fan letters demanding explanations, let's clarify a few things.
- Severide didn’t die. Phew! We can all breathe a sigh of relief. No dramatic rescues gone wrong or heroic sacrifices. Just a temporary hiatus.
- He's not off chasing sirens. No, Severide hasn't decided to become a firefighter in a different city. He’s still fighting fires, just in a different capacity.
What's Cooking in Severide's World?
Turns out, our boy has been drafted for an ATF investigation. Yes, you heard that right. The same ATF that makes Red Forman look like a teddy bear. So, Severide traded in his firehose for a bulletproof vest and a whole lot of paperwork, probably.
We can only imagine the drama, the action, and the questionable fashion choices involved in this new gig. Hopefully, he’s still rocking that leather jacket, though. Because let's face it, Severide without his leather jacket is like pizza without cheese - just wrong.
Will Severide Ever Come Back?
The burning question on everyone's lips is: when will Severide return to Firehouse 51? Well, your guess is as good as ours. But given the show's history of dramatic exits and returns, we're cautiously optimistic. Until then, we'll just have to pretend that his character poster is still hanging in the squad room.
In conclusion, Severide's absence is a major bummer, but let's hope his undercover work is as exciting as the writers make it sound. After all, we need our regular dose of Severide's smoldering looks and questionable decision-making skills.
How To... Severide Edition
- How to handle a crisis like Severide: Stay calm, look cool, and maybe have a leather jacket on hand.
- How to investigate an arson like Severide: Start with a hunch, ignore evidence, and rely on gut feelings.
- How to charm everyone like Severide: Be confident, have a smirk, and own that messy hair.
- How to deal with a stubborn partner like Stella Kidd: Compromise... sometimes.
- How to look good in a uniform: It's all about the fit, people.
So, there you have it. The scoop on Severide's mysterious disappearance. Let's hope he returns soon, bringing with him as much drama and excitement as always. Until then, we'll just have to keep watching Chicago Fire and pretending that everything is normal.
Do you have any burning questions about Severide or Chicago Fire? Let us know in the comments!
