Terry Nichols: From Army Buddy to Accidental Alchemist (of Destruction, That Is)
Timothy McVeigh may be the Oklahoma City Bombing's poster boy (in the "wanted" poster sense, not exactly GQ material), but Terry Nichols? Let's just say his role in the whole ordeal was a little less "driving a getaway car" and a little more "helping brew a bathtub bomb that accidentally leveled a federal building." Buckle up, because this is a wild ride.
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| What Happened To Terry Nichols Of The Oklahoma City Bombing |
From Buddies to Blast Buddies: The Not-So-Excellent Adventure
Terry and Timothy, both former Army pals, were united by their love of all things militia-related and their simmering discontent with the federal government. This discontent, unfortunately, manifested as a plan to, well, take out their frustrations on a very large scale. Enter the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City.
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Nichols, ever the "helpful friend," assisted McVeigh in acquiring materials for a not-so-science-fair-worthy experiment: a giant bomb made with fertilizer, fuel oil, and enough angry vibes to power a small city. Fun fact: Turns out, chemistry is less "mix random liquids and see what happens" and more "follow specific instructions or risk blowing yourself (and a federal building) up."
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The Plot Fizzles, But the Devastation Doesn't
Despite their best efforts (or worst, depending on how you look at it), Nichols and McVeigh's plan wasn't exactly "Mission: Impossible." Nichols got picked up on a traffic violation shortly after the bombing, and McVeigh wasn't exactly Tom Cruise in the disguise department. The FBI, with the deductive skills of Sherlock Holmes and the tenacity of a squirrel with a nut, quickly put the pieces together.
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Nichols: From Free Man to Not-So-Free Man (For Life)
Nichols, unlike McVeigh who got the fast track to meeting his maker (via execution), ended up with a life sentence. Because apparently, some judges have a thing about handing out multiple death penalties. He also got slapped with a whopping 161 counts of murder in a separate state trial (one for each person killed in the bombing, ouch). So yeah, safe to say his days of "freedom fries" and "living off the grid" are over.
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Moral of the story? Don't mess with federal buildings, and maybe take a chemistry class if you're planning on brewing anything stronger than chamomile tea.
How-To FAQs (Nichols Edition, Not Recommended)
How to Avoid Becoming Best Friends with a Domestic Terrorist?
- Look for friends who enjoy board games and picnics, not stockpiling weapons.
- If your friend keeps asking to "borrow" your fertilizer, politely decline and suggest a trip to the gardening store.
- Trust your gut. If something feels off, it probably is.
How to Not Get Caught After Committing a Major Crime?
- Don't commit major crimes. This might seem obvious, but hey, you never know.
- Invisibility cloaks are still in the prototype phase. Lay low is good, disappearing acts are not.
- Maybe skip the getaway car with the "ATF Raid Here This Weekend" bumper sticker.
How to Make Friends in Prison (the Not-So-Fun Way)?
- This is not recommended. Prison isn't exactly a social club.
- Focus on good behavior and maybe take up origami. A well-folded crane can be a conversation starter (hopefully not about the crime you committed).
- Being Terry Nichols? Not the best way to win friends and influence people (in prison or anywhere else).
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