Zito: The Ghost of Miami Vice
So, you're wondering what happened to Zito on Miami Vice? Well, buckle up, 'cause this is gonna get a little deep. Or maybe not. Let's just say, it's definitely more interesting than watching paint dry.
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The Zito Enigma
Larry Zito. The guy who made us question if we should ever trust a cop with a mustache that impressive. He was the third wheel to Crockett and Tubbs, the guy who got the short end of the stick in every undercover operation. Remember that time he had to dress up as a flamboyant interior designer? Classic Zito.
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The Mysterious Disappearance
But then, poof! He was gone. Vanished into thin air, like a really bad magician's assistant. No dramatic shootout, no heartfelt goodbye, just poof. Some say he retired to become a professional mustache waxer. Others claim he's living a secret life as a deep-sea fisherman. Personally, I'm leaning towards him opening a bakery specializing in pastel-colored donuts.
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Theories Abound
There are countless theories about Zito's disappearance. Some say he was actually a mole for the Colombian drug cartel. Others believe he's a time traveler who accidentally ended up in the wrong decade. My favorite theory? He was abducted by aliens and replaced with a robot. That would explain the stiffness in his undercover poses.
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Moving On
Let's face it, Miami Vice was never really the same without Zito. It was like a pizza missing a slice. Or a donut without sprinkles. But hey, life goes on. And so did the show. Eventually.
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How To... Zito-Related FAQs
- How to dress like Zito: Avoid pastel suits at all costs. Unless you’re going for a Halloween costume.
- How to grow a Zito-worthy mustache: Patience, olive oil, and maybe a little bit of magic.
- How to survive an undercover operation like Zito: Questionable life choices and an uncanny ability to blend in.
- How to disappear like Zito: Become extremely good at hiding. Or time travel.
- How to order a pastel donut: Most bakeries should have them. If not, you might be in the wrong place.
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