The Bedlam Bell Tolls in Stillwater: What Happens if Oklahoma State Upsets Texas?
Howdy, college football fans! Buckle up for a scenario that'll make Oklahoma more exciting than a tumbleweed convention: Oklahoma State knocks off the Texas Longhorns! Now, this ain't your everyday upset. This is a full-on Oklahoma Sooner sipping sweet tea on his porch swing, watching the world burn kind of upset. So, let's dive into the glorious chaos that might ensue.
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Texas Fans: Hold My Stetson
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Imagine the collective gasp echoing from Austin to El Paso. Tears will flow freely like Shiner at a tailgate. Be warned, Oklahoma State fans: requests for "consolation" BBQ shipments might spike. But hey, at least you can finally hold that "Texas hasn't won anything important since..." joke over their heads without fear of rebuttal.
Oklahoma State: From Underdogs to Top Dogs
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Stillwater will erupt like a dormant volcano. Expect celebratory orange explosions (confetti, not volcanic ash, hopefully) and enough chants of "Pistols Firing!" to wake the neighbors in Kansas. Mike Gundy's smirk factor will reach epic proportions. National pundits will be forced to admit they underestimated the Cowboys, and whispers of a College Football Playoff berth might start swirling.
College Football Playoff Picture Gets Spicy
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This win throws a wrench into the selection committee's perfectly manicured plans. Did Texas' early-season win over Alabama suddenly lose its luster? Does the Big 12 get two teams in the Playoff for the first time ever? Get ready for endless hot takes, internet meltdowns, and enough conspiracy theories to rival a UFO convention.
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But Wait, There's More!
The aftershocks of this upset could be felt all season long. Recruiting battles between the two schools will take on a new level of savagery. Texas A&M fans might throw a party just because the Longhorns lost. And let's not forget the merchandising opportunities! "Beat Texas" shirts will fly off shelves in Stillwater faster than a tumbleweed in a tornado.
How To Prepare for Oklahoma State Beating Texas
Here's a quick guide for the impending chaos:
- How to avoid salty Texas fans? Stock up on virtual hugs (or actual hugs, if you're feeling brave).
- How to celebrate responsibly in Stillwater? Invest in noise-canceling headphones for your neighbors (and maybe some antacids).
- How to decipher the College Football Playoff committee's logic? Easy answer: you can't. Just grab some popcorn and enjoy the show.
- How to find the best "Beat Texas" merchandise? Head straight to Stillwater, but be prepared for competition.
- How to deal with the existential dread of not knowing who to root for? Embrace the chaos! College football is more fun when it's unpredictable, right?
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