So You Think You Can Deal With Perkins? A Hilarious Look at Detroit: Become Human's Worst Choice
Ah, Detroit: Become Human. A game where your choices truly matter, with enough twists and turns to make your head spin faster than a rogue Roomba on a sugar rush. But let's face it, some choices are just spectacularly bad ideas, like trying to reason with a malfunctioning toaster while it's flinging burnt bread at your head. Today, we delve into the depths of terrible decisions: accepting Perkins' deal.
Perkins' Bargain Bin of Broken Promises: A Recipe for Disaster
This so-called "deal" is about as trustworthy as a politician's pinky swear. Perkins, that charming fellow with all the charisma of a hangry badger, offers a ceasefire between humans and androids. Sounds peachy, right? Wrong. Accepting this deal is like signing a contract written in invisible ink with a disappearing pen. Here's what actually happens:
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- Double-Cross Deluxe: Perkins, being the trustworthy fellow he is (see previous note: sarcasm), decides the best course of action is to totally hose you. He pulls a bait-and-switch faster than a magician with a case of mistaken identity.
- The Farewell Tour, Android Edition: Those peaceful demonstrations you so carefully planned? Turns out they were just target practice for the good ol' SWAT team. Nobody told the androids about the "peaceful resolution" fine print.
- You Just Got Markus-ed: Even our boy Markus, the valiant leader of the revolution, gets the boot. Perkins gives him the one-way ticket to the scrapyard express.
The Moral of the Story? Don't Be a Chump!
Look, we all love a good underdog story, but there's a difference between fighting for freedom and being naive enough to fall for a deal that's about as legit as a three-dollar bill. There are far better paths to take in Detroit: Become Human, paths that don't involve getting laser-roasted by a SWAT team.
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Bonus Tip: If Perkins starts sweating more than a nervous high school freshman at prom, that's your cue to run. Like, metaphorically sprint for the hills.
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FAQ: Dealing Disaster Edition
How to know Perkins' deal is a bad idea? Easy! If it involves Perkins, it's a bad idea. Trust your gut, it's usually smarter than a malfunctioning toaster.
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How to avoid getting tricked by Perkins? Don't meet him alone! Bring backup, preferably with functioning laser rifles.
How to get a good ending in Detroit: Become Human? There are many paths to victory, but remember: trust, but verify. Perkins' word is worth less than yesterday's news.
How to deal with a rogue Roomba on a sugar rush? This one's a toughy. Maybe try offering it a healthier snack? Like, a non-burnt one?
How do I get back to the good stuff, like rescuing androids and fighting for freedom? Just restart the chapter! Detroit: Become Human is all about choice, and sometimes, the best choice is to choose again.
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