Hold Your Horses, Oklahoma Ain't All Flat! Unveiling the Sooner State's Hilly Hideaways
Oklahoma. The land of cowboys, twangy tunes, and...wait for it...hills! That's right, folks, Oklahoma isn't just endless plains (though it does have its fair share of those). Nestled within its borders are some pretty impressive hills (emphasis on the plural, because yes, there's more than one!) that offer stunning scenery, outdoor adventures, and a surprising dose of history.
So, grab your boots (or hiking shoes, depending on your fancy), and let's mosey on over to explore these under-appreciated Oklahoma gems.
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| What Hills Are In Oklahoma |
The Big Kahunas: Mountain Ranges with Hilly Offshoots
Oklahoma boasts four mountain ranges, each with their own claim to fame (and hills!).
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- Wichita Mountains: These guys are the rockstars of Oklahoma hills. Think rolling grasslands dotted with granite peaks. They're home to stunning wildlife, like the Wichita Mountains alligator snapping turtle (don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them...probably).
- The Ozarks and Ouachitas: This tag team stretches along the eastern border of Oklahoma. Think lush forests, sparkling lakes, and yes, you guessed it, hills! These ancient mountains have seen some things, folks.
- Arbuckle Mountains: These worn-down warriors are actually the remnants of a once-mighty mountain range. Still, they offer plenty of scenic hikes and historical sites.
The Lone Wolf: Cavanal Hill - King of the (Almost) Mountains
Cavanal Hill stands proudly in southeastern Oklahoma, boasting a staggering height of...1,999 feet! That's right, just one measly foot shy of being classified as a mountain. But hey, close enough, right? This "hillbilly mountain" (see what we did there?) offers breathtaking views and is a popular spot for camping, picnicking, and pondering the existential questions that come with being almost a mountain.
So You Say You Want to Hillbilly Hike? (How-To Guide, Oklahoma Edition)
Now that you're all riled up about Oklahoma's hidden hills, here's a quick how-to guide to get you started on your next adventure:
QuickTip: Focus on what feels most relevant.
How to Choose Your Hill:
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- The Thrill-Seeker: Wichita Mountains for challenging hikes and stunning vistas.
- The Nature Lover: Ozark/Ouachita Mountains for lush forests and sparkling lakes.
- The History Buff: Arbuckle Mountains for historical sites and geological wonders.
- The Almost-Mountaineer: Cavanal Hill for bragging rights (and stunning views).
How to Pack for Your Hillbilly Hike:
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- Sturdy shoes (no flip-flops, unless you're feeling adventurous...in a painful way).
- Plenty of water (it gets hot out there, pilgrim).
- Snacks for those mid-hike munchies (beef jerky anyone?).
- Hat, sunscreen, and bug spray (Oklahoma critters ain't shy).
- A camera to capture those epic hillbilly moments.
How to Hike Responsibly:
- Leave No Trace: Pack out what you pack in.
- Be respectful of wildlife: Admire them from afar, don't feed them.
- Stay on designated trails: We want to preserve these hills for future generations.
How to Find the Perfect Hillbilly Hike:
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- Check out the Oklahoma Tourism & Recreation Department website for tons of info on trails and state parks.
- Park Rangers are your friends! They can help you choose the perfect hike for your skill level.
- Hiking apps like AllTrails can help you navigate the trails.
How to Relax After Your Hillbilly Hike:
- Find a cozy cabin or campground to unwind.
- Share your epic hillbilly stories with friends and family (embellish them a little, who will know?).
- Rest those weary legs and plan your next Oklahoma hill adventure!
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