What If the Colts Never Left Baltimore? A Hypothetical Hail Mary
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Imagine a world where Bob Irsay was a fan of crab cakes, not cornbread. A world where the Colts never packed their bags and snuck out of Baltimore under the cover of night like a bunch of football-loving burglars. It's a mind-boggling concept, I know. But let's dive into this hypothetical time machine and explore the alternate universe where the Colts stayed put.
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Baltimore: A Football Mecca, Undisputed
If the Colts had remained Baltimore’s beloved team, it’s safe to say the city's football fervor would be off the charts. Memorial Stadium would likely still be standing, a crumbling, yet cherished relic of gridiron glory. The stadium would be packed to the rafters every game day, a sea of purple and white that would make opposing teams quake in their cleats.
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Can you imagine the epic rivalry between the Colts and the Ravens? Two storied franchises battling it out for Baltimore supremacy? It would be like the Hatfields and McCoys, but with touchdowns and interceptions instead of shotguns and moonshine.
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The NFL Landscape: A Different Ball Game
The Colts staying in Baltimore would have undoubtedly reshaped the NFL landscape. Indianapolis might not have become the football powerhouse it is today. Perhaps the league would have expanded differently, or maybe the AFC East would look drastically different. We might have seen a Colts-Ravens Super Bowl, which would have been a ratings bonanza, even if it meant enduring endless commercials for Old Bay seasoning.
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One thing's for sure, the relocation saga would have been avoided. No midnight moves, no broken hearts, no endless debates about who owns the Colts' history. It would have been a simpler time, a time when football was football, and Baltimore was the undisputed Colts' kingdom.
A World Without What-Ifs
Of course, this is all hypothetical. The Colts are in Indianapolis, and they've built a strong fanbase there. But it’s fun to ponder what could have been. After all, what's life without a good "what if" scenario?
So, Colts fans, let's raise a glass (or a bottle of Old Bay-infused something) to the team you love, wherever they may be. And remember, even if they had stayed in Baltimore, the spirit of football would still be alive and kicking.
How To... Embrace the Hypothetical
- How to become a Colts historian: Delve into the team's rich history, focusing on their Baltimore years.
- How to channel your inner Baltimorean: Learn to appreciate crab cakes, enjoy a good old-fashioned rivalry, and embrace the city's unique charm.
- How to time travel (just kidding): Unfortunately, there's no DeLorean available for rent. But you can always let your imagination run wild.
- How to support your team: Whether they're in Baltimore or Indianapolis, cheer them on and show your unwavering support.
- How to enjoy the game: Football is about more than just wins and losses. It's about camaraderie, excitement, and the thrill of the competition.
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