Absinthe Las Vegas: Not Your Grandma's Mint Julep (Unless Your Grandma is a Badass)
Las Vegas: a land of flashing lights, questionable life choices (made after 2 am), and enough buffets to feed a small nation. But what if you're looking for something a little more... risqu�? Enter Absinthe, a show that's about as far from a Celine Dion concert as you can get (no disrespect to Celine, we all have our vices).
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| What is Absinthe Las Vegas |
Debauchery Under the Big Top (But with Better Lighting)
Absinthe isn't your typical Vegas spectacle. Sure, there's acrobatics that will defy gravity and burlesque routines that would make a sailor blush, but this show is all about teasing the line (and sometimes crossing it entirely). Hosted by the wonderfully inappropriate Gazillionaire, Absinthe throws adult humor, circus acts, and burlesque into a blender and hits frappe.
Here's what you can expect:
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- Acrobatic feats that will make your palms sweat: We're talking contortionists who can twist themselves into inhuman shapes, aerialists who soar through the air like drunken butterflies (but with way more grace), and strongmen who'll make you question your own masculinity (or femininity, no judgement here).
- Burlesque that's more tease than cheese: Forget your grandma's feather boa and sequin situation. Absinthe's burlesque is all about celebrating the human form (in all its glory) with a healthy dose of sass.
- Audience participation (because why not?): Let's just say, if you're sitting in the front row, you might become part of the act. Don't worry, it's all in good fun (most of the time).
Basically, Absinthe is the perfect antidote to a boring Vegas night. It's outrageous, it's hilarious, and it's a guaranteed conversation starter (especially if you accidentally get singled out by the Gazillionaire).
Is Absinthe Right for You? (Spoiler Alert: Probably)
Here's the deal: Absinthe is not for the faint of heart. If you're easily offended, this show might not be your cup of tea (or, more accurately, your shot of absinthe). But if you're looking for a laugh-out-loud, jaw-dropping experience that pushes the boundaries of good taste, then Absinthe is your new best friend.
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Still unsure? Ask yourself these questions:
- Do you enjoy a good laugh, even if it's a little dirty?
- Are you impressed by people who can bend themselves into pretzels?
- Do you think feathers and rhinestones are underrated?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then book your tickets to Absinthe ASAP.
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Absinthe Las Vegas: Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to get tickets? Head over to Spiegelworld's website [invalid URL removed] or any ticket seller for Caesars Palace.
How much are tickets? Prices vary depending on the date and seat selection, but expect to shell out a little more than for a Britney Spears impersonator show (it's worth it, trust us).
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How old do I have to be? This is an adults-only playground. Gotta be 18 and over to get in.
What should I wear? There's no dress code, but Vegas is all about dressing up (or down, depending on your vibe). Just be comfortable, because you might be laughing so hard you snort.
Can I take pictures or videos? Nope. Absinthe wants you to be fully present in the moment (and avoid any blurry phone mishaps).
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