Austin from Good Bones: From Demo King to King of... What Exactly?
Ah, Austin Aynes. The man, the myth, the legend... of demo day on HGTV's Good Bones. We all know and love him for his infectious enthusiasm, his impressive ability to reduce walls to rubble in record time, and his undeniable charm. But what's become of our favorite demo maestro since Good Bones wrapped its final season?
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| What is Austin From Good Bones Doing Now |
Farewell, Two Chicks and a Hammer, Hello Hammer Time!
Let's just say Austin didn't exactly get a gold watch and a rocking chair on his way out. The show's final season saw him lose his job with Mina Starsiak Hawk's company, Two Chicks and a Hammer. But fear not, dear reader, because this is where things get interesting!
Turns out, a little friendly competition is a good thing. Austin's former co-star, Mina's half-brother Tad Starsiak, had started his own construction company called Hammer Construction. Seeing Austin on the "job market," Tad swooped in and offered him a bigger and, presumably, better gig. So, while Austin may no longer be slinging sledgehammers for the Two Chicks, he's still very much in the demolition (and presumably reconstruction) business.
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Austin: Living His Best Post-Demo Life
Now, what exactly does Austin do at Hammer Construction? That, my friends, remains a mystery shrouded in the Indianapolis dust of countless demo projects. But judging by his social media presence, it seems he's having a blast. Here's what we do know:
- He's still rocking that signature Austin smile (seriously, the guy is perpetually cheerful).
- He's cheering on his favorite sports teams (Indianapolis Colts, anyone?).
- He might be secretly training for a demolition derby with all that smashing practice (okay, maybe not, but a man can dream).
One thing's for sure: Austin's still living the good life.
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Austin Aynes FAQ: Demo Edition!
How to channel your inner Austin Aynes? Easy! Put on your favorite playlist, grab a metaphorical sledgehammer (safety first, people!), and find a to-do list that needs tackling.
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How to survive a demo project without turning your house into a dust bowl? Hire professionals (like, maybe, Hammer Construction?), wear a mask, and invest in a good vacuum cleaner (seriously, the dust bunnies will thank you).
Tip: Take a sip of water, then continue fresh.
How to convince your significant other that demolition is a form of stress relief? This one might require some creativity (and maybe a bribe involving Austin-approved snacks).
How to get on Austin's good side? Offer him a high five and maybe a cold beer after a long day of demo work.
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How to become Austin's best friend? Well, that one we can't answer. But hey, if you figure it out, let us know! We'd all love to hang out with the demo king himself.
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