Snow in Houston? Are You Kidding Me?
So, you're thinking about building a snowman in Houston, huh? Or maybe you're planning a snowball fight in the middle of the Bayou City? Let's talk about the likelihood of that happening.
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Houston: The Snowless Wonder
Houston, Texas, is about as far from a winter wonderland as you can get without leaving the continental United States. It's the kind of place where people wear shorts on Christmas. So, when it comes to snow, Houston is basically the Grinch of winter weather.
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The short answer: It's highly unlikely you'll see snow in Houston.
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When Hell Freezes Over (Or Something Like That)
Okay, let's be realistic. There’s always a tiny chance of something crazy happening. Maybe a freak polar vortex decides to take a detour through Texas. Or perhaps a rogue snow cloud gets lost and wanders into the wrong state. But let’s be honest, these are about as likely as finding a unicorn riding a skateboard down I-45.
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So, What Are the Odds?
To put it bluntly, the odds of snow in Houston are about as good as winning the lottery... and then getting struck by lightning while celebrating. It's not impossible, but it's definitely not something you should bet your house on.
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If you're really determined to experience snow, you might want to consider planning a trip to Colorado or Alaska. Or, you could always just watch a really good winter movie and pretend you're there.
How to Prepare for a Houston Snowpocalypse (Just In Case)
- How to build a sandcastle: Because, let's face it, sandcastles are way more likely in Houston.
- How to stay hydrated: Even in the unlikely event of snow, you'll still need to stay hydrated.
- How to order takeout: Because who wants to cook when there's a potential once-in-a-lifetime weather event happening?
- How to find a good indoor activity: Just in case you get snowed in (again, highly unlikely).
- How to enjoy the sunshine: Because after the snow (if it ever comes) the sun will be shining and you'll want to soak it up.
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