Funky Town Kansas City: Bust a Move Like It's 1979 (But With Better Wi-Fi)
Kansas City: land of jazz, barbecue, and...disco balls? You betcha! Nestled amongst the city's vibrant culture scene lies Funky Town, a haven for those who like their music funky fresh and their dance moves smoother than a Kansas City steak.
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| What is Funky Town Kansas City |
Is it a Time Machine in Disguise?
Not quite, but close enough. Funky Town transports you back to the golden age of disco and classic rock. Think Saturday Night Fever with a modern twist (thank goodness for the upgraded bathrooms!). Get ready to groove to the Bee Gees, belt out Bon Jovi, and unleash your inner John Travolta on the spacious dance floor.
Dress to Impress (or at Least Not Distress)
Funky Town takes its vibe seriously, and that includes the dress code. Ditch the ripped jeans and baseball caps – this ain't your average dive bar. Think sleek dresses, disco shirts (unironically, of course), and anything that screams "I'm here to party!" But hey, don't worry about going overboard. It's Kansas City, so a touch of Midwestern charm goes a long way.
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Warning: May Cause Excessive Dancing and Singalongs
Just a heads up, Funky Town is a** contagious fun zone**. Prepare to be swept up in the energy of the crowd, belting out classic anthems, and busting a move you didn't even know you had.
Pro Tip: Don't be shy! Embrace your inner dancing queen (or king) – that's what Funky Town is all about.
Tip: Avoid distractions — stay in the post.
Beyond the Boogie: Food, Drinks, and the Good Times
Funky Town isn't all about shaking your groove thing (although that's a big part of it). They also offer a decent menu with pub fare and classic cocktails to keep you fueled for a night of dancing.
But wait, there's more! Funky Town boasts a friendly staff, a welcoming atmosphere, and an unwavering commitment to good times.
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So, what are you waiting for? Dust off your platform shoes, iron your most outrageous shirt, and head to Funky Town for a night you won't forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all the disco fever!).
Funky Town FAQ:
How to get there? Funky Town is located at 8300 Blue Parkway, Kansas City, MO 64133.
QuickTip: Skim the intro, then dive deeper.
How much is cover? There's usually an $8 cover charge, but it's always best to check their website or social media for any updates.
How old do I have to be? You gotta be 21+ to boogie on down at Funky Town.
What are the hours? Funky Town gets funky on Fridays and Saturdays from 8 pm to 1 am.
Do they take credit cards? Nope, it's cash only, baby! But fear not, there's an ATM on-site.
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