Hopscotch Portland: Not Your Grade School Game (But Way More Fun)
Let's face it, the last time most of us played hopscotch, we were sporting scraped knees and questionable fashion choices. But fear not, fellow adults (and curious youngsters!), because Hopscotch Portland has taken this classic game and launched it into the stratosphere of immersive art experiences.
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| What is Hopscotch Portland |
Forget Chalk, Embrace Dazzling Installations
This ain't your mama's hopscotch. Here, you won't find a dusty sidewalk and a piece of forgotten chalk. Hopscotch Portland is a 23,000 square foot wonderland bursting with mind-bending installations created by a dream team of artists. We're talking rooms that play tricks on your eyes, dazzling light shows, and interactive exhibits that will have you questioning reality (in the best way possible).
Unleash Your Inner Explorer (and Maybe Get a Little Lost)
Think of Hopscotch Portland as an adult playground designed by Willy Wonka on a sugar high. Wander through secret rooms, play with mind-bending illusions, and lose yourself in a kaleidoscope of colors and sounds. It's the perfect place to unleash your inner child, reconnect with your sense of wonder, and maybe even take that embarrassing Instagram photo you'll never regret (or maybe you will, but hey, that's part of the adventure!).
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But Wait, There's More! (Because We Know You Have Questions)
Adult Night Out? We Got You. Feeling a bit too old for the "Sesame Street" vibes? Don't worry, grown-ups get special treatment too. Hopscotch offers adults-only nights, so you can unleash your inner Picasso without worrying about explaining existential art to a confused seven-year-old.
Is it Insta-Worthy? Absolutely. Get ready to bombard your followers with mind-blowing photos and videos that will have them wondering if you've stumbled into a portal to another dimension. (Just don't forget to tag @HopscotchPortland!)
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Can I Touch Everything? Well...Maybe Not Everything. While a large portion of the exhibits are designed for interaction, use your best judgment and follow any posted instructions. After all, nobody wants to be "that person" who accidentally breaks a priceless piece of art (unless it's a room full of bubble wrap, then by all means, go nuts!).
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Hopscotch Portland FAQs:
How to get tickets? Head over to their website (
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How much does it cost? Tickets vary depending on age and day, but generally range from $15 to $24.
How long should I plan to spend there? Allow yourself at least 1-2 hours to fully explore all the exhibits. Time flies when you're questioning reality, after all!
Reminder: Take a short break if the post feels long.
How do I get there? Hopscotch Portland is located at 1020 SE 10th Ave. Check their website for parking recommendations or hop on public transportation (pun intended!).
How do I know if it's for me? If you have a pulse and a sense of adventure, then Hopscotch Portland is for you! Whether you're a seasoned art aficionado or just looking for a fun and unique way to spend an afternoon, this immersive experience is guaranteed to leave you with a smile on your face (and maybe a slightly altered perception of the world).
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