FresFresno: Hotter Than Your Ex's Dating Profile
Ah, Fresno. Land of sunshine, raisins, and temperatures that could melt the wax right off your favorite dip candle. But with all that sunshine, you gotta wonder: when exactly does Fresno turn into a furnace?
Well, fret no more, sun-baked adventurer! Buckle up, because we're about to reveal the champion of the heat wave – the month that takes the crown for Fresno's hottest.
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It's none other than JULY!
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That's right, July reigns supreme in the Fresno heat department, boasting average highs of a scorching 98°F (36°C). Imagine trying to fry an egg on the sidewalk – that's the kind of heat we're talking about.
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But wait, there's more!
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July doesn't just bring the heat, it brings the humidity too. Although it's not a rainforest by any means, that extra moisture in the air can make it feel even hotter, turning your daily commute into a walk-in sauna.
So, what's a person to do in Fresno's July inferno?
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Here are some tips to survive and maybe even thrive in the Valley's hottest month:
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- Hydration is your BFF: Watermelon slices, icy cold drinks – whatever keeps you hydrated is your new best friend.
- Channel your inner lizard: Seek shade whenever possible, and don't be afraid to break out the floppy hat and sunglasses.
- Freeze it (almost) all: Invest in a good cooler and keep those refreshing drinks on hand. Pro tip: frozen grapes are a delicious way to cool down from the inside out.
- Embrace the night: Fresno's evenings tend to cool down a bit, so save your outdoor adventures for after sunset.
But hey, if all else fails, there's always the tried-and-true method:
- Move to Alaska. (Just kidding... mostly.)
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How to beat the heat in July? Stay hydrated, stay cool, and avoid strenuous activity during the hottest part of the day.
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How to tell if you're overheating? Excessive sweating, dizziness, and nausea are all signs of heatstroke. If you experience any of these, seek medical attention immediately.
How to keep your house cool? Close your curtains during the day, invest in fans, and consider air conditioning if possible.
How to avoid a sunburn? Sunscreen is your best friend, folks! Apply generously and reapply often, especially after swimming or sweating.
How to make the most of Fresno's July heat? Channel your inner grill master and have a backyard BBQ! Just remember to stay hydrated and take breaks in the shade.
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