The Indianapolis Colts: Champions of Horseshoe Hunting and... Actual Football?
Ah, the Indianapolis Colts. A team steeped in rich history, passionate fans, and a mascot named Blue who, let's be honest, looks like a rejected character from My Little Pony. But hey, at least he's enthusiastic!
So, you're curious about the Colts' record, are you? Well, buckle up, friend, because we're about to take a wild ride through wins, losses, and enough horse puns to make your inner stable boy groan.
The Colts: From Baltimore to Horseshoe Heaven
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The Colts weren't always in Indy. They started their journey in Baltimore, where they racked up some impressive wins, including three NFL Championships (before the whole fancy Super Bowl thing came along). But in 1984, then-owner Robert Irsay, in a move about as smooth as a fumble on fourth down, decided to hightail it to Indianapolis in the middle of the night. Let's just say Baltimore wasn't thrilled.
Super Bowl Glory and Andrew Luck's Tragic Farewell
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Despite the dramatic relocation, Indy embraced the Colts with open arms. The team found its groove under legendary coach Tony Dungy and the gunslinging arm of Peyton Manning. The result? Super Bowl XLI glory! Unfortunately, Manning eventually moved on, and the Colts entered a bit of a rough patch. But then, a beacon of hope emerged: the supremely talented Andrew Luck.
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However, football fans everywhere were heartbroken when Luck decided to retire young due to injuries. It was a tough blow, but the Colts are a resilient bunch. They're currently clawing their way back to contention, with a current record of 9-8 (which, let's be real, is pretty good considering they once had a mascot named Blue).
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Fun Facts Nobody Asked For (But You'll Love Anyway)
- The Colts' home stadium, Lucas Oil Stadium, has a retractable roof. Perfect for keeping the rain out... and maybe inflating the egos of overly enthusiastic quarterbacks?
- Their fight song is "Hail to the Redskins," because apparently, borrowing from a team with a problematic name is A-OK? Don't worry, they're working on a new one.
- There's a rumor that if you whisper the secret handshake of the Indy Eleven (the Colts' original fan club) to a horseshoe, you'll get free nachos for life. Don't try it, but it's a fun fact nonetheless.
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How to Colts Fan Like a Pro (FAQ):
- How to say "Indianapolis Colts" like a local? It's "Indin-OP-olis Colts," with emphasis on the "OP."
- What to wear to a Colts game? Blue. All the blue. Bonus points for a horseshoe necklace.
- How to celebrate a Colts touchdown? The "Chop" is a crowd favorite. Basically, pretend you're chopping firewood in unison.
- What to yell when the other team scores? Honestly, just some good-natured ribbing is fine. Indianapolis is a classy city.
- How to deal with the inevitable heartbreak of a Colts loss? Drown your sorrows in a giant pretzel, because those things are delicious.
So there you have it, folks! A crash course in the Indianapolis Colts, a team with a rich history, a questionable mascot, and a whole lot of heart. Now go forth and spread the good word (and maybe some helpful tips on how to rename a fight song).
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